Soup

Everything is a bit, these are all props. None of this is real

[Soup @thatonecolton]

Survived an IED blast in Iran but one wrong IUD blast in the states and I'm crippled for 18 years

[Soup @thatonecolton]

Got my girl in the passenger seat playing Runescape mobile I need to max this year

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

feeling snoozy? all tuckered out? ready to hit the hay and drift off to dreamland? sounds like you need 3-4 hours making yourself more mentally ill on the computer

[Soup @thatonecolton]

I want a tug on the shit the Beef Stroganoff

[Soup @thatonecolton]

Michael B Jordan, Michael be quick

[Soup @thatonecolton]

She Mississippi on my queen until, you know what I mean

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

What’s wrong with people

[phage @clubmoss_]

And what of it?

[Soup @thatonecolton]

Nymphomaniac zombie be like "raaaauuuughhhh give me brain"

[Soup @thatonecolton]

Clock struck 11:59 and your month is over its Q2 of man

[Soup @thatonecolton]

May your shaft chip and shatter

[Soup @thatonecolton]

A large diet coke from the McDonald's fountain is a health potion

[Soup @thatonecolton]

She monger on my fish till i fear

[Soup @thatonecolton]

You're telling me this crab ran with goons?

[Soup @thatonecolton]

You're telling me a blunt forced this trauma

[Soup @thatonecolton]

You're telling me a brick shit this house

[Soup @thatonecolton]

The lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch

[Huberman Protocols (not Andrew Huberman) @hubermanrules]

Friday night

Out with the boys

Drinks flowing

1 for me

2s the limit

Scoop a baddie

Thic as Huberman’s neck

Slip an LMNT in her drink

She ain’t een know it

She hits the vape

Slap it away

Now she knows

Call the Uber

Tell him kill the seat heater

Need my sperm on point

Get to the crib

Blue blockers on

Rick Rubin

2024 vision

Pop the mag

I’m focused on sleep

She has other ideas

In for the kiss

My mouth tape is already on

ELITE

Throw on some 40-hz binaural beats

Gotta get focused

Do the deed

Breathing…

Heavy

This has to count as zone 2

Talk test confirms it

Best 7 seconds of her life

Point her to the guest room

No one disturbs my sleep

[Soup @thatonecolton]

Watching the new Indiana Jones and am baffled they haven't said "It's Jonesing time" or something to that number in the first 20 minutes