brainrot

I post whatever.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Ban @BanButterfly]

Lo de Mamdani es muy gracioso porque uno creería que su exito en New York es porque el man tiene un plan de gobierno complejo y estructurado

Pero revisas sus políticas y simplemente esta haciendo las cosas mas obvias para solucionar los problemas de la ciudad, y funciona

[Zito @_Zeets]

Again, he gets graded on a curve. Dude is losing his shit because a reporter pushes back a bit on his lies, and he loses his temper, insults her, and walks out of the interview. And yet, he keeps being presented as a sane and normal person.

[p. @sixinchbeys]

btches say anything for dick wdym “pro-salt”

[horse @horsetwting]

yeah this is Air Horse One

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Kind of funny that porn and tobacco pouches and online gambling have brought back a specific type of wastrel that we all thought went extinct around 1850

[Jessie🔻🇸🇴 @midnightcomicss]

Lois when Clark pulls his pants down to reveal tentacles

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

This is so good lmfao

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

it is pretty funny to imagine Superman just sitting at home for his entire life until he suddenly decides at age 28 he should do something with his superpowers

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

What people thought the Backrooms movie was gonna look like:

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Godzilla just called every game that tried to avoid the November release date some bitches 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[✨🎨k8🖌️✨ @artetak]

Currently replaying God of War to refresh my memory of the game and literally all they talk about is how badass Fay is, these people bitching about the game are total posers

[✦ Cori ✦ @DeliaCore]

UNDER COMMUNISM WE WILL INVENT CIGARETTES THAT ARE GOOD FOR YOU

[Nanie ∞ @naniesdol]

First time I played this game I didn't know shit of english.
I thought "glass him" was like offering him a shot. What a way to derail my pacifist route

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

It's too late. I've already depicted you as the raging Batchud and myself as the unbothered Harley Quinn.

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

i got outed as trans to my grandmother and her response was “oh well that makes sense, your father used to have sex with men for heroin so it runs in your genes”

[Snizzy @RealSnizzy]

There isn't any blood on the machete. He's searching for the man who did this and avenging the fallen.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

I had no idea what digital circus was last year and at comic con I kept telling everyone dressed like this that I loved their Balatro costume and not a single person corrected me

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The first straight-to-VHS movie in 20 years has been released, despite the last VCR being made a decade ago

The film ‘This Is How the World Ends’ wants to push back against the digitization of media and heavily criticizes AI

[🔻 @uncle_authority]

the Soviet Union had women cosmonauts and a legion of decorated antifascist war heroines the same year women in Canada were first "allowed" to open bank accounts without their husbands' written permission.