Zach Not Zack

This site is like an abusive relationship. I just can’t leave.

[Zach Not Zack @thatonehostguy]

Boy, last week was really the best time to teach my 8th grade classes, who haven’t studied the Holocaust yet, about “The Diary of Anne Frank”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Before AI we had Zach King

[PelleCreepy @PelleCreepy]

Unless a piano goes rolling down the stairs, I never know if I'm watching a clip from Scream or Scary Movie.

[Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT @lone_rides]

If it's a philosophical exercise for scientists to claim it's morally justifiable to infect people with alpha-gal...

Then it's a philosophical exercise to claim it's morally justifiable to line scientists up against the wall and execute them for crimes against humanity.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

It's interesting that the left considers JK Rowling an enemy even though they only disagree with her on one specific issue, while the right considers her an ally even though they only agree with her on one specific issue.

[Classic arts & Wallpapers 🥷 @Classisco123]

Disney princess face swapped with the villain, who has it worst?

[Emerald Apple @AI_EmeraldApple]

Amazon cancelled the new Stargate show.

The rumor is that the show writer, Martin Gero, would not budge on compromising lore or elements within the show for a "wider modern audience" as they did with Rings of Power for LoTR lore.

Martin Gero wanted to create a show that maintained continuity in the story and lore of the old shows, including the mythology and tech, while respecting the 17 seasons of history.

Amazon instead wanted something new for the "modern audience" that's more accessible, reimagined, with more modern casual sensibilities.

Because the showrunners wanted to maintain integrity rather than turn Stargate into another "modern audience slop" like Rings of Power, Amazon leadership canceled it. The franchise heavyweight, like Joseph Mallozzi, was very excited for the fresh stories Gero worked on. Amazon says they are still open to Stargate, just not "this" version... yes they wanted to Rings of Powerify Stargate.

We really can't hate these people enough.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Artist fills landscape of a photo by hand

[Zach Not Zack @thatonehostguy]

@Rosie_Gamgee_ “Man, this book is just qualityslop. People only like it because it’s good.”

[Capital-O Opinions @damespjuffy]

Calling J.K. Rowling "she that shall remain nameless" is very funny considering that the "he who must not be named" thing is clearly presented as a sign of fear and cowardice that the hero of the story rejects.

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A young woman carefully outlines her lover’s shadow on the castle wall before he departs to join the Crusades, hoping to preserve a final image of him before he leaves for war.

The Shadow (1909) was painted by Frederic Leighton, one of the most celebrated artists of the Victorian era.

The painting shows a young woman carefully tracing the silhouette of her lover’s shadow onto a wall before he departs. The scene draws on the ancient Greek legend of the Corinthian maiden, a story long regarded as the mythical origin of drawing. In the original tale, a young woman outlines her lover’s shadow by lamplight on the eve of his departure for war, creating an image she can keep after he is gone.

Leighton reimagined the story in the age of the Crusades, replacing the classical Greek setting with a medieval castle. The lover stands outside as the woman records his outline, preserving a final trace of him before he leaves.

Beyond its romantic narrative, the painting can also be seen as a meditation on the purpose of art itself. The woman is creating an image to hold onto someone she cannot keep, transforming a fleeting moment into something lasting. In this way, Leighton presents drawing as an act of defiance against time, separation, and mortality, giving the scene a beauty that is both tender and quietly heartbreaking.

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

Shawn Ryan interviews Hunter Biden and doesn’t mention anything about the underage girls on the infamous laptop.

A few weeks later, MAGA are pedophiles and Ana Kasparian is amazing.

Are you seeing the op yet?

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Shawn Ryan calling 80 million Americans “pedophiles,” is 1,000 times worse than Clinton calling MAGA deplorables, or Biden calling MAGA garbage.

[Zach Not Zack @thatonehostguy]

@RinoTheBouncer I’m fine with the spin-offs having different leads
And Last of Us makes sense as well (disregarding the quality of the game)

[Zach Not Zack @thatonehostguy]

Spin-offs are fine, actually
Combat looks sick too

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: God of War has replaced their anchor protagonist Kratos for his wife deceased Faye in the new “God of War Laufey” spin off. It is currently facing mixed options as some gamers claim they are being forced to play with a woman they never asked for.

This game takes place in afterlife of the gods called the Everywhen where the blood thirsty gods from multiple mythologies are at war for the land.

[Zach Not Zack @thatonehostguy]

@dom_lucre Spin-offs are fine, actually

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I think it’s a crisis that kids are growing up with no knowledge of Robin Hood & Merlin, Charlotte and Babar, Ratty and Badger and Long John Silver. In the words of Katherine Rundell, “We need to be infinitely more furious that there are children without books.”