Mama That’s Me

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

Is anybody else getting outrageously low kill xp on cod? @CallofDuty @Activision

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

https://t.co/ahacAowxU9 please sign the petition to keep gyms open! Our families and members will be devastated at the loss of the business that could potentially come from a second shut down #gyms #health

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

https://t.co/ahacAowxU9 please sign the petition to keep gyms open! Our families and members will be devastated at the loss of the business that could potentially come from a second shut down #gyms #health

[KGET 17 News @KGETnews]

Facebook removes nearly 200 accounts tied to hate groups https://t.co/gEOZJ7N3FE

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

@wendchymes I would loan you my husband.....but he’s barely good at doing this for me hahah

[AccuWeather @accuweather]

Each year, tornadoes are responsible for hundreds of deaths and billions of dollars in damage. Here are 5 things you might not know about them:

[The New York Times @nytimes]

There's a baby boom among humpback whales around Antarctica. Researchers found a high pregnancy rate in recent years, signaling that their numbers are recovering. https://t.co/bqCUwrk5cO

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

@wendchymes Should have been a disclaimer *do not read while sipping hot tea* 😂

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Big News! @TMobile CEO @JohnLegere & @Sprint CEO @MarceloClaure just announced that our companies have reached an agreement to come together to form a new company - one that will deliver lower prices, better service + the FIRST & BEST 5G nationwide network! #5GForAll
Details:

[mom incognito @momcognito]

If you get to take naps, it is not ok for you to wake me up at 5am. I repeat, it is NOT OK.🤦‍♀️ #TeamNoSleep #momproblems #momlife #mommy #mom #lifewithkids #FML #NightShift #nighttime #Kids #Sleepyhead #SleepDeprived #sleeplessnights #Sleepless

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

What makes this more funny is she was there when I bought it lol! https://t.co/BAmizhLy9C

[Trish ;)🌞🌸💛🦋 @TrishaLeAnnTate]

*me sitting next to my mom drinking my Starbucks*
My mom: I smell coffee
Me: really you do
*my sister and I start laughing so loud* 😂😂

[Jenny @FierceEverAfter]

I don't understand having to write excuse notes for my kids when they miss school. Listen here, school system- I don't keep them home unless I absolutely HAVE to.

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

All I’m saying is Moms’ Night Out would be a lot cooler if it happened during the day when the kids were awake. When they still needed to be bathed and fed and read to and tucked in 35 times, and we weren’t home to do any of it.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Days after Shaw was hailed as a hero for rushing the gunman and disarming him, saving countless lives, he started a GoFundMe campaign that has already raised more than $100,000 for the families of the dead and injured. https://t.co/kSQA1Rmi8C

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

You’ve got two thumbs. RT and you (& your +1) could hit the red carpet for @DeadpoolMovie in NYC from #TMobileTuesdays.

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

If my kids get to watch tv on the ceiling at the dentist, i should get to watch tv on the ceiling during pelvic exams.
Fair is fair.

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

Reaching the level of fed up and tired that leads me to being a total cunt without guilt, care, or change of mindset.

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

@TrishaLeAnnTate Hormones. Duh.

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

@TrishaLeAnnTate About the same time people learn not to try to force their views on others, project themselves as something they are not, and not being self righteous because they choose to live differently than others. Diff isn’t always better.

[Mama That’s Me @thatonemama03]

@americalastnite @thehill ....I just....I just can’t even....wow