Hallmark Movie Hater

[shton @shtonsfeed]

The boys at Razorback Stadium after another 2-10 season

[John Hawes @Hawestradamus]

At this point just let KJ draw the plays in the dirt and let them go do that shit we used to do at recess. I used to throw for 700 yards a day. He got this.

[cly @tribecalledrags]

Don't really get "choosing" your sports team instead of just suffering with your hometown/closest team. They're "more fun" ? Idk who told you sports are supposed to be fun they're supposed to be miserable and psychologically torturous whoever told you that is a fucking liar

[Zach @ZacharyFast2]

I just caught a stray from Chris Sale man what

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

The SEC calling the NCAA trying to get rid of LSU right now

[A Literal L’Mouse @IliadRy]

Back in my day, “Stella Lefty” was just what a man from Boston would call Jon Lester

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

BHen absolutely violated Julian Newman and his entire family, legendary ISO.

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Shoeless Joe Jackson disappearing into the Iowa Cornfield as soon as he watches Alec Bohm ground into a double play

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Bill Simmons on Caleb Wilson: ‘If I was a Bulls fan, I would have no sperm left in my body’ https://t.co/mQCNJg482G

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

you already know what it is

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Kawhi in his first Raptors team meeting watching Scottie Barnes gnawing on a box of crayons in the corner

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Thanasis Antetokounmpo found hiding in cargo hold of Giannis’ flight to Miami.

He is currently being detained by airport security

(Via @TMZ_Sports)

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

De’Aaron Fox ruined his whole legacy 😭

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

The Washington Wizards are considering parting ways with Anthony Davis after the Alex Sarr injury

Fearing he might contaminate teammates

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

The Spurs have asked De’Aaron Fox to turn in his uniform and “Never come back to San Antonio under any circumstances.”

[Sidelines - Texas A&M @SSN_TAMU]

DO NOT SEND YOUR WIFE OR DAUGHTER TO THE LANE KIFFIN CAMP

[officer_friend🌲 @AnonPresby]

I can improve this

1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
750ml Jack Daniel’s : $24.99

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Michael Jackson the king of pop lmao i PROMISE you he don't fw soda like me