pandrman

[pandrman @thatpandaspy]

i have to be sure to come back to this account every once in a while to make sure that all the cringe that i have posted in the past is cringe that i can stand behind. the pruning that i do do is a demonstration of my growth as a person.

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@inightyDAB Corollary to bidoof's law

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man i don't understand what's up obsessing over virginity and purity. everyone wants an experienced doctor, surgeon, mechanic, teacher, etc., then all of a sudden when having sex you start sorting by statistically least qualified.

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@inightyDAB you forked the king, bishop and rook

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@thederpyaxolot1 man forget built different in terms of high speed rail ill settle for built at all

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while creations such as beyond meat may seem unusual or even sacrilegious at first glance, consider the fact that people have been doing shit like microwaving grapefruits to try and make an artificial pussy, creating vegan alternatives is clearly a natural human tendency.

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@inightyDAB I mean

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@inightyDAB taking the traditional chinese approach to landlords, i see

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edging? don't you mean anti-climactic sex?

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sigma male is a mathematical reference, you see, if you unironically call yourself that it means you need sum bitches

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damn these deep late night tweets are really a mr. hyde to a dr. jekyll when i see them the next day

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since there is usage of "jilling off" as a feminine equivalent for "jacking off", i think "jerking off" is then implied to be gender neutral.

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@inightyDAB how do you think they won the first time

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organization with "Fédération Internationale" in it's name try not to be shitty challenge (epsilon close to 100% fail)

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primary breadwinner? i think you mean the catcher of the rye

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paris syndrome? i prefer disappointed oui'b.

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i've literally shit bigger red waves than that

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open my window for the whole day to cool my room 3 degrees, close it for an hour and my room heats up 4 degrees, call that shit newton's law of fooling

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@inightyDAB I agree with short here actually, his opponent should've said "ez" instead, then traveled to his house to L dance on him in person. Anything less is just unsportsmanlike conduct.