That One Philly Broad

These opinions are my own and should be disregarded.

[That One Philly Broad @thatphillybroad]

@TweetsVanZandt @shibuyadreams Same

[That One Philly Broad @thatphillybroad]

Can we get an Irish dancing with the stars already?

[That One Philly Broad @thatphillybroad]

Are we getting a Buccees?

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

The Empire State Building shines red and white tonight in celebration of @Arsenal’s Premier League Title and trophy celebration.

See the lights live: https://t.co/iavtXSm3Fx

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Random strangers when they also see you wearing an Arsenal shirt

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

i hope gunnersaurus is fucking krunked off the bottle rn

[ABC News @ABC]

Arsenal was crowned Premier League champion for the first time since 2004, when the so-called “Invincibles” team went an entire campaign without losing in the league.

Read more: https://t.co/Ua8tNYeEjL

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Listen, if Spurs don't get a result here, they can always console themselves with the fact their neighbours have just been crowned Premier League champions

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Feeling safe from the hantavirus due to my longstanding policy of never interacting with anyone who would go on a cruise.

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes

[ally @missmayn]

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

tick tock, little bird

[Ryan Quigley @ryanquigz]

America should be associated with only one fat orange slob and that's Gritty. Fuck Donald Trump always and forever.

[maha @mahaaaay]

meanest girl you went to high school with is posting “he is risen!!!” on her instagram story right now

[Chelsea @ChelsElaina]

The shittiest person you know is posting “He is risen” on Instagram today

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

If anyone sees Judas today please tell him to call me ASAP

[Covie @covie_93]

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Amy Poehler as Christopher Walken's relative is an all-timer impression