hanna!

queer / museum curator / dinosaur enthusiast

[hanna! @thatplantqueen]

Im gonna say it. My favorite theropod is carnotaurus. He is so stupid looking and I love it

[Colonel Hammer🦍🦖 @CorporalRex]

Why did you edit out the Oviraptor?

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Haven’t been able to stop thinking about this corset I saw at The Corsetry Symposium last month. It’s so striking, not just because it’s a corset that uses flexible cording instead of boning for structure, but also because it’s clearly well-used and frequently repaired.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

(watching the conditions that created world war 2 appear again as the global climate collapses) i should go to grad school

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

"What about Bill Clinton?!?!?!"

Oh no not Bill Clinton, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible

[hanna! @thatplantqueen]

@sarahesoltan Read this wrong and thought you were talking abt the Pokémon vapeoron

[📸 👩🏻‍💻 HONEY 🪞👩🏻‍🎨 8th cammiversary July 2 @itshoneylive]

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

[emily north @north0fnorth]

fun fact: sue, the largest and most complete t. rex ever found, is officially non-binary. the field museum exclusively uses they/them pronouns for them

[frye @___frye]

pronouncing “labubus” like an ancient roman name

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10 dollars
Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25
Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute)

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Are the youth still going through the phase where they get super into the early Mountain Goats albums? I hope so, it’s a really essential developmental phase of your musical life.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

there are places

[REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc]

the labubus will never be her

[hanna! @thatplantqueen]

Maroon 5 coverband called red 40

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I don’t live anywhere close to New York City but I still wrote Zohran’s name on a piece of paper and put it in the mail

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone

[Kristen @Kica333]

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

[hanna! @thatplantqueen]

I love supporting small businesses (paying my toll on the Maine turnpike)