Samantha

I’m messy, I’m reckless, I fuck shit up for breakfast ✌️

[Samantha @thats1BadWolf]

It’s very important to me that someone at the @CincinnatiZoo tells Kris the Cheetah to have a happy birthday!

[Samantha @thats1BadWolf]

@GameStopHelp your customer support line is a joke. I’ve called three times TODAY trying to figure out why my order hasn’t left your warehouse and their final response was “we don’t know, let’s just wait and see if it shows up.” Be fr.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

posting this for no particular reason today

[Samantha @thats1BadWolf]

loved the penultimate episode of Shrinking season two on Apple TV. not sure if the next episode comes out on the regular cadence, but if so, @VDOOZER please don’t break my heart on Christmas. Cause that episode gave Ben from Scrubs vibes 🥺

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

you can only rt this today

[Diablo @Diablo]

RIP All of You

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

I need a Democrat in Congress to propose the ‘Save Donald Trump’s life gun reform bill’ so the Republicans either have to pass it or go on record that they don’t care about protecting Donald Trump.

[Samantha @thats1BadWolf]

@icyveins "three hours"

[Words @itswords_]

when you’re disappointed but not surprised:

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

daily reminder

[Samantha @thats1BadWolf]

Good background noise: comfort TV shows (ex: Scrubs, HIMYM, etc.) on repeat, pretty much all music, box fans

Bad background noise: everything else