Darth Hater

Comic, Robot by day for The Man. Guitarist. Creator of The Nick Alexander TV/Radio Network. Nacho Enthusiast & Hater of things.

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If you're a dude & u watch the show Girls, please stop cuz it's causing global warming.

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"Hey Nick, we're having a hummus party at 4:00"- the whitest sentence I've heard all week.

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@Mr_Lahey_ Looks like I shoulda let the liquor do more of my thinking, bud.

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@SEConCBS A friend and I have been playing Hall & Oates during your live stream commercial breaks. You should try it as well.

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Been watching Roots on TV One all week. I gotta say... I'm really glad racism doesn't exist anymore. Thanks Obama!

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New Yorkers, it is NOT time for bubble coats yet. GTFOH with that!!

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@Mr_Lahey_ I got beat by a bunch of fantasy shit weasels last week, bud. Time to call in the heavies!

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@JAdomian THE Bernie? As in Weekend At...?

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@MLBNETWORK ah man, u ruined the mystery about the AJ Elliss homer. Get Money!

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@kpe99 It's a 10 team league, that's the only way. The liquor told me to start Big Ben, for fux sakes.

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@mulosoraptor23 u don't like "RoyalWitCheese" in the flex? I'm thinking the Bears don't have any healthy WR's and in a shootout. no?

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@Mr_Lahey_ Gonna let the liquor do the thinking this wknd, bud.

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All the hot women at the gym, and I get invited to a Grown & Sexy party by the 50 year old woman working there? Looks like I STILL got it!!

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Saw a dude with a unicorn horn on his head 2day, so... There's that.

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But on some real no homz shit... I miss Jeter. Yankee games just ain't the same without eem.

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@NYMag @fouluno Is this just typical Mondays for them?

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U ever see somebody so ugly u thought they were crying when they weren't?

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3:16am Lemme finish off the night by reading a few chapters of this Mötley Crüe autobiography while listening 2 Redman. #cry4help

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Mother Nature's being a dick!

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But seriously, white people...can we be done w/ that damn Bruno Mars song or nah?