ZeroFuksGiven

The correct pronunciation is Fooks but shockingly people don't often get that right.

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

Do you agree?

#comedy #standup #funnyreel #standupcomedy

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

@DovForman @Uber this man should be fired.

[Jack Osbourne @JackOsbourne]

Hey @rogerwaters fuck you. How pathetic and out of touch you’ve become. The only way you seem to get attention these days is by vomiting out bullshit in the press. My father always thought you were a cunt — thanks for proving him right. 🤡 #fuckrogerwaters

[David Pepose - Comic Book Writer @Peposed]

Terrible news. Marvel Comics legend Peter David's been taken off Medicaid, which means his medical bills and living expenses just skyrocketed. If you can, please consider chipping in. https://t.co/zqzGWjddAH

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

*9/11 hijacker in the afterlife*

“What? You’re taking away my 72 virgins?”

“Yeah sorry, the prevailing online theory is that Israel did it.”

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Does Ben Affleck only know two women

[Keanu Thompson @keanuCthompson]

Happy Untoward Tuesday! This one is going to be a doozey.... @kikismom55 #AlecBaldwin LIVE 10ET

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

@FunnyBoneClubs @YukYuksTO

[Keanu Thompson @keanuCthompson]

Untoward Tuesday starting soon! weeeee! @kikismom55
https://t.co/lu3G5Oqdmo

[Keanu Thompson @keanuCthompson]

Such a fun show with @AllanFuks tonight! We didn’t even MEAN to wear matching outfits! 😂 #ootd

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

#debate in a nutshell

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

I need a fashion intervention. #fashioncrime #poortaste #comedyreel #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #comic #funnyreel

[Keanu Thompson @keanuCthompson]

#keanucast got quite untoward last night. 6:10 time stamp for the whole clip.
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
https://t.co/AbLEB5TBBF

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

@Budget @budget is trash. I rented a car that was broken into by car thieves. I sent you video footage of the robbery from the gas station where I parked. You responded by robbing me again by charging $370 for damage caused by the car thieves. Refund my money. #budget #budgetrentacar

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

@Budget @budget is trash. I rented a car that was broken into by car thieves. I sent you video footage of the robbery from the gas station where I parked. You responded by robbing me again by charging $370 for damage caused by the car thieves. Refund my money. #budget #budgetrentacar

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

@Budget @budget is trash. I rented a car that was broken into by car thieves. I sent you video footage of the robbery from the gas station where I parked. You responded by robbing me again by charging $370 for damage caused by the car thieves. Refund my money. #budget #budgetrentacar

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

@Budget @budget is trash. I rented a car that was broken into by car thieves. I sent you video footage of the robbery from the gas station where I parked. You responded by robbing me again by charging $370 for damage caused by the car thieves. Refund my money. #budget #budgetrentacar

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

@Budget Your company is trash. I rented a car and it was broken into by car thieves. I sent you video footage of the robbery from the gas station where I parked. You responded by charging me $370 for damage caused by the car thieves. Refund me my money now.

[ZeroFuksGiven @AllanFuks]

@Budget Your company is trash. I rented a car and it was broken into by car thieves. I sent you video footage of the robbery from the gas station where I parked. You responded by charging me $370 for damage caused by the car thieves. Refund me my money now.