*maniacal laughing coming from speaker* Well well well, if it isn’t my goon friends Plap Man and Throbbin!
Plapman: You’ll never get away with this stroker
No one talks about how draining it is when your mood is constantly switching between 'its okay, I don't care, I'll be okay' and 'I don't know how much more I can take'
eu queria ser escolhida, queria que meu celular tocasse no meio da madrugada, com alguém quebrando o orgulho porque não aguentou de saudades, queria ser o motivo de alguém republicar tal vídeo, queria ser o motivo de alguém querer melhorar, queria que tivessem medo de me perder..
I’m high as fuck and told my mom I loved her cuz I was thinking about her. Completely forgot I was suicidal and she panicked thinking I was saying final goodbyes. I’m so sorry mama I’m just feeling lovey dovey
historians now hypothesize that "charlie kirk" is actually a fake name given to him later in history. the name itself means "charlie who died", from the old english verb "to kirk", meaning to kill. the verb appears in several texts from the time, which would suggest violence was
Similarly to how girlfriends get mad at their boyfriends for cheating on them in their dreams, I’m mad at famous people for playing villains in my dreams. Today it’s Ryan Gosling. It started off as a romcom, then turned into an Outlast game
“I need help with my two factor.”
Okay, do you have the app downloaded already?
“I used to, I had it before when I was using it.”
Okay. Do you have it currently downloaded?
“Well.. it’s a long- let me explain. So it started with-“
Do you have the app or not?