ya boi

just tryna live my life. follow if you want

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

my internet connection is as unstable as i am

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING ME THE FIRST THING I SAW AFTER TWEETING THIS WAS AN OREO ADD

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

i used to judge people that split open their oreos but now that’s what i do so moral of this story is people can change because of oreos ok goodnigt

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

i used to judge people that split open their oreos but now that’s what i do so moral of this story is people can change because of oreos ok goodnigt

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

the quarter ends in two weeks so my teachers better come thru bc u KNOW that i can’t bring those grades up all by myself

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

she could take my place if i gave it to her xoxo

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

relationship status: too good for you

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

walk it like i croc it

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🍋: why were the apple and the orange all alone?

🍓: idk why

🍋: .bc the banana split

🍓: lol

🍇: i just got out of surgery

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

the only vape in my life is from the water while i’m standing over the pot waiting for the ramen to cook

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

how you have fingertips but not toe tips yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

your glow up is either bella thorne, miley cyrus, or shane dawson

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

do you ever have those songs that remind you of those people? those memories? and it hurts so bad but you can’t stop listening?

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if i ask you to take pictures of me, i expect you to go kim kardashian style and take 300. not one. thanks

[ya boi @thatsawkotaco]

anyone: hi
brain: don’t do it
brain: don’t do it
brain: don’t do it
brain: don’t do it
brain: don’t do it
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brain: don’t do it
me: ...welcome to chili’s

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i’m not here to tell you what to do. but u should follow me. good karma. funny stuff on the way.