zoey

please ask for assistance before handling (she/her)

[zoey @thatsayoinks]

@wmata ugly and unhelpful :(

[Jawsh @Its_Jawsh]

I’m sitting here shocked I can’t find a job when I literally got the unemployment degree

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[zoey @thatsayoinks]

@Chinchillazllla one of my accepted guesses today was "plaig" and google doesn't even know that word...

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

it’s official

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

I am furious but I am sailing

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pride is all about pairing a tank top with the longest and least sexual jorts you own

[Aaron @aaronp613]

Good news! Apple did NOT raise the price of the Polishing Cloth

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

buying a $15 smoothie because queer joy is an act of resistance

[zoey @thatsayoinks]

@confusionm8trix which choir and how religious? moving closer to dc soon,,, i am considering,,,

[k @lmkwhenurhome]

maybe i am a hedonist but is it so impossible for sex and porn to both be awesome? i can have gone to bali and still enjoy tampa. i can have enjoyed an ice cream and still enjoy bran flakes. we dont want perfect all the time. some infinities are greater than others -john green

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Owalas

[Lea 🦩 @abysstoabyss]

can one of these cutesie little ollipoppi probiotic soda brands just do one with a little cane sugar instead of stevia

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Me deciding what to wear on stage every night

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[zoey @thatsayoinks]

@teasslut @Thereisnocat_

[zoey @thatsayoinks]

guys pls i'm so high is this AI or is this actually on 60 minutes

[yoxic @yoxics]

Clavicular influenced 60 Minutes interviewer to use "maxxing" and "mogging" terms mid interview 😭

60 Minutes: "would you say you're looks mogging me right now?"

Clav: "you're just gigafar away on a laptop screen so I wouldn't be able to say"

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ DC ran into Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was on his way into his office Monday at the Russell Building, and asked about the now-famous photo of him in Fantasyland at Disney World clutching a bubble wand during his 2-week Spring Break.

The Senator was not in a chatty mood. 😬

[zoey @thatsayoinks]

@giltcomplex on a quest to find you simply by seeing who has the coolest blush