Kaylen DeBoring

Too gay to function, too frat to care. Linda Ronstadt stan account. Go Big Purp. LexGo. YNWA. Pronouns: she/her

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

Messi is the Marta of boy’s soccer fr

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

@DavidCovucci I mean, yes? Because that's how alphabetical order works? This is the table at my job, I could have used numbers, too. I could have started with Z and always sorted Z to A, calling them grades implies there's a pass/fail line when there isn't

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

Melvine Malard what have you done?????

[Justin McLeod @justfactsmaam]

Okay, this WCWS is officially off to a rocking start.

For context, Delta Dawn has been Rhonda Revelle's song for a very long time. And on Facetime here is Tanya Tucker, who made the song a Top 10 hit in 1972 and whose appearance leaves Revelle in awe. https://t.co/totOiYCzGF

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

@juanmississippi Those come from the FDA and alcohol is regulated by a different agency because of Prohibition

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

Jeanette is not new to this she is TRUE. TO. THIS.

[Mark “Twang4Life” Owens @marko6262]

..and here it is.

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

Yes. This is an essential point, the mangling of which has badly distorted our collective cultural understanding, and it's great to see it in the New York Times.

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

Sure, you can set the bar super high. And in fact you should probably set it at a place where any marginal differences over that bar are negligible. Would you be noticeably happier with the 1st place person rather than the 18th place? Probably not, actually!

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

I've believed this for a long time. The job of a college, or a hiring committee, or even a person looking for their future spouse, is not to find the absolute best. It's to set a bar of acceptability and find the available ones who meet that bar.

[🎆𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞🎆 @parasociality]

My theory is that meritocracy hits a point of diminishing returns.

If you have a group of 100 people, and you pick the smartest one, that person will most likely be both very smart and basically normal.

If you have a group of 100,000,000 people and try to pick the smartest one

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

Is it just me or is the batter's front hand on top no matter what, which is impossible from either way? On the visible hand of the logo, the thumb is on the front and the fingers are toward the back, so either it's the front hand or the back hand is turned like halfway around

[Adam Beckwith @damBeckwith]

I think I've figured it out

While the LH example mostly fits the shape, the part that makes me think it's NOT a lefty, is the silhouette of the hand(s).

I feel like if it were a lefty, you'd see both hands, but in the logo, it looks like his shoulder is blocking his bottom hand

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Wild story: A man in Kentucky laughed so hard at a botched Younghoe Koo FG last season that it triggered a seizure, sending him to the hospital, where doctors discovered a tennis-ball-sized brain tumor.

The tumor was removed and was deemed not cancerous. The man believes that missed kick saved his life.

Full story here: https://t.co/kcMZcj0K7j

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

BREAKING: Lesbian flags will be lowered to half mast for the remainder of April in accordance with this devastating news

Please respect our privacy as we navigate this difficult chapter 🕊️💗

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

Cat Barry for MVP, many people are saying this

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WATCH THIS INSANE GOAL RIGHT NOW 🤯

🎥 @LEXSCwomen

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

1. If used for evaporative cooling, you want the water to not have much stuff in it because the stuff doesn’t evaporate and eventually you have a concentrated soup you have to get rid of.

2. If closed-loop cooling (new data centers are mostly closed loop now) it doesn’t matter that much because not that much water is being removed from water systems.

3. In some circumstances we can and do, but you need to get the gray water to the right place which sometimes isn’t worth it.

4. Overall, I think we should be less concerned about absolute gallons of water “used” than about capacity additions to municipal water systems and who pays for them, which is an equal worry with drinkable or gray water!

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Emma Sears grabs the loose ball after Kayla Fischer gets a foot on it and she's GONE 🏎💨️

@RacingLouFC's lead is doubled!

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

Extremely funny hearing the wave of delayed reactions from my nextdoor neighbors to the Oweh shot. My stream is apparently a solid 15 seconds ahead of theirs

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

To be clear this is not about her at Gotham, this is about her rolling into like Louisville or KC in August and it's 90 degrees and Chesky has the whistle

[Emma Sanders @em_sandy]

🚨 Chelsea confirm Guro Reiten has completed a move to NWSL side Gotham FC. #cfc

[Kaylen DeBoring @thatsballin]

"Schools should teach thinking, not memorizing!" ignores the very basic fact that good thinking requires good recall. You can't build connections between concepts if you don't understand them. You can't understand concepts without a collection of facts that you have stored.