Shower Thoughts

Just posting shower thoughts

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#2 Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
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#6 Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

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@Antonio27101922 If google translate is right, thanks 🙏🏻

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#5 “Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
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#4 Ever since Mythbusters ended their show, it seems more people started believing conspiracy theories.
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#3 the less points a shape has, the pointer it is
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#1 Your parents introduced you to yourself when they named you.
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@Werdin55 Così mi commuove, la ringrazio.