Melissa

From Muscle Shoals but made my home in Birmingham. I love my Lord, my family, my friends, and Alabama football in a big, ridiculous way.

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@NaturaDeorum @nut_history Non capisco!

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@NaturaDeorum @Super70sSports *monkeys

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@SECNetwork When was the last time trash talking #BAMA worked out well…I mean, for the trash talkers?

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@ChrisKrieger24 @AllAlabamaAAU With ma in her kerchief and I in my cap…

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@waff48

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@TheEricAycock Agreed. That’s why I use my hair.

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@ChrisKrieger24 @MeganMKrieger @madilynkrieger One of my very favorite families!❤️

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@TheEricAycock The loss of a parent creates a hole that isn’t ever really refilled, at least here on earth. The grief will stop sucker punching you eventually, I promise. ❤️

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@TheEricAycock I’m so sorry, Eric. I’m just seeing this and I want you to know my heart and prayers are with you and your family.

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@UberFacts On the potty at work. It was just #1 but still doesn’t take long when you’re narcoleptic.

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3 hours and 58sec to go. #RollTide #CollegeFootball

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@johnpaulwhite @Adele @johnpaulwhite at the Filling Station in Sheffield singing When Doves Cry.

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@UberFacts Yep. Happened in 8th grade. Way back in 1987. Thanks Chris B.

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@johnpaulwhite You could make that forklift sing!

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@seunder0409 @usweekly Pole dancing class hadn’t let out yet.

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@seunder0409 @usweekly Which part? The part where 2 talented, empowered, beautiful women performed a culturally appropriate show in front of millions or the part where kids, including JLo’s daughter, were on stage living a moment that they’ll remember forever? I must have missed the disgusting part.

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@RawBeautyKristi You are beautiful, fantastic, intelligent, talented, and hilarious. Some people just don’t like the sun.

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14 days of leafy greens, colorful veggies, good fats, healthy protein, tons of water, no sugar/gluten/dairy, and I’m down 5lbs and only 2 points away from an ideal BMI! Thank you @koenigwellness ihcofal for this… https://t.co/V6SgqP6m9B

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Just watched Anthony get a hernia from carrying a new computer, in a box the size of a small chair. My faster, portable computer weighs <5lbs. Not everything was better 30yrs ago. #designingwomen #80s #thesejokeswouldntflytoday