Chloe Selvey

i use twitter for about two weeks at a time then go months without touching it

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

this has been the best night of my entire life @ABrightMonster @SOPHIANNECARUSO @lesliekritzer @KerryButlerNyc @Eddieperfect @AbeGoldfarb @PrezRyan @RobMcClure @DJosefsberg @dsteinface @adamdannheisser @DavidKorins @BeetlejuiceBway #Beetlejuice #BeetlejuiceBway #Broadway

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

nobody uses twitter lol

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

do you ever have a what if thought in your head then you turn it into this big scenario with a complecated thought process of how to get out of it or is that just me

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

i wish i had enough time to do all the things i need to do AND all the things i want to do

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

am i ever NOT injured

[Maya @MayaGreatDane]

i got stuck behind the couch again and instead of helping me @thatsjustchloe took pictures

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

@daphnedle ur not original lol jk i luv u

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

high key i would tweet way more if literally any of my friends used twitter but all my thoughts go to my sc priv instead of here bc i like making ppl laugh n stuff

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

remember stan twitter HAHAHAHA

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

i was reading all my tweets bc i don’t remember any of them and this made me laugh out loud

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

person: so what did you do this weekend
me: oh i saw friends
p: well that’s fun, did anything exciting happen?
me: yeah, ross cheated on rachel and things got heated

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

ok guys let’s do a fundraiser for me to fly to new york again but just see every single broadway show then leave

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

i don’t understand the hype surrounding baby yoda

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

drafts from a long time ago that aren’t relevant anymore but still funny to me

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

my favorite cards against humanity card is 2 midgets shitting in a bucket

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

capital letters are for proper grammar, wRiTiNg LiKe tHiS, and ALL CAPS. nobody can change my mind on that.

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

you can say the most serious thing but the second you put an emoji my respect for your statement goes
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[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

Julius Caesar had epilepsy. why does nobody else find it hilarious that Caesar had seizures. (say it out loud)

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

Can’t forget the decade wrapped @falloutboy @iamblackbear @PanicAtTheDisco #spotifywrapped

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

Just gonna leave this here... @Spotify @iamblackbear @SOPHIANNECARUSO #2019ArtistWrapped #spotifywrapped2019 #spotifywrapped

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

i don’t care what the recorded version says, after “hey folks, begging your pardon” i will always scream WELCOME TO THE WINTER GARDEN #Beetlejuice #thewholebeingdeadthing

[Chloe Selvey @thatsjustchloe]

do you ever listen to the entire @BeetlejuiceBway soundtrack, watch the Burton movie, then listen to the entire soundtrack again twice in a row?