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K A N S A S C I T Y, M O.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

you have to strongly rebuke anyone who insists they know you better than you know yourself.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Someone told me:

"Either increase sacrifice or reduce desire"

I can't sleep since then

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry. ❤️‍🩹

[𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗵💋 @dfwmenah]

The older I get, the older my parents get💔

[butch boy fanta🌊 @2grindonmybelt]

Anyone notice when it rains that worms don’t even come out anymore. What happened to all of the worms

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Realizing that the anti-ICE movement at all of these high schools has literally undone in weeks ALL of Charlie Kirk's life work.

There will be no Turning Points USA in this generation

[Full Negro Alchemist ✊🏿 @IamjustTerry]

Welcome to the Negro League.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me risking it all to look at a cow:

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

That Teams chat going crazy in that office today.

[ms. gLORY @SAINTLORYN]

We went the spot to get a zip, and I’m like….. we gotta get a 3.5

[💬 @CashAppRecords]

I’ll tip my hat to em on the way out

[George @BehizyTweets]

People are now using AI to depict Biblical stories.

Satan didn't have this on his bingo cards.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Intelligence & insanity go hand in hand.
Ignorance truly is bliss

[Malcolm Xcellent @J_Nova_Kane]

Baby just found out he a millionaire. I would've thrown up too.

[brosketti @crick_critter]

yeah that’s about what I expected him to look like

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Your successful friends will leave you behind if you don't level up too.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

so we just gonna ignore the fact that he just hit a one leg backflip effortlessly