Anasui's botched bottom surgery

life is all flowers and sausages

Kirk, 30, he/him 💀

[Anasui's botched bottom surgery @thatspacetranny]

The final chapter has been posted! Chapter 6 is the longest of the series and I hope everyone enjoys reading it as much as I did writing it 🥹💖

https://t.co/XtOwOzmYNY

[Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath]

Embroidering moths over the moth-holes in my jumper

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Smol surprise!!

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

ohhhhh not to be very 34 on the timeline but i love when someone takes the care to restore a house to its proper character and doesn’t just throw grey paint at it

[vic 🐺 (i hate this platform) @vic_hates_x]

hot take but this is really good

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

yesterday a co-worker wrote in the work chat like “hey anybody head hurt cuz we just spent six hours outside breathing in the toxic ammonia from the two giant fires in this neighborhood this week?” and i cannot tell you how viciously it was ignored by the managers.

[Julie_married_to_Thomas_but_not_a_Thomist @gmk_julie]

Dear European visitors. You don't have to take bottles of ranch home with you. Buy these packets for less than a dollar and then mix at home with 1 cup buttermilk, 2/3 cup mayo, and 1/3 cup sour cream. It will be far superior to anything you can get in a bottle. Here's a bonus recipe

Cut a bunch of those delightful baby potatoes you grow over there in half and lay them face down in an oven proof pan on a layer of melted butter. Throw some rosemary in for good measure. Roast in oven till potatoes are tender. Then flip potatoes over and drizzle the ranch dressing all over the top. Continue roasting until taters are golden brown and ranch is bubbling.

[Rituparna Chatterjee @MasalaBai]

I saw a reel where a woman said "where are the trad wives who are 40, 50 years old? Why aren't they making these barefoot in the kitchen videos? Why is it always a 20 something year old?" Every woman knows the answer.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A dead duck has been found at the Reflecting Pool days after the Trump administration dumped hundreds of gallons of hydrogen peroxide in hopes of cleaning up an algae outgrowth

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 17 dnf @waywoodceo]

#nowwatching

[Séries em Cena @seriesemcena]

“Leviticus” arrecadou U$ 2,75 milhões em sua estreia no mercado doméstico.

O filme foi lançado em apenas 1.076 cinemas.

[STRAY 🐦‍⬛ @ MYSTERY @sidestray]

yeah i got nothing

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

The ironic part about every compliment we’ve gotten about the World Cup is what the guests are falling in love with is Diversity. It’s the thing that actually makes this place worth staying in and why we can’t allow it to be destroyed.

[Bro Im Slow @BroImSlow]

I love this Mew card but Cramorant 100% tried to eat him in the next frame 👀

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Ebelechukwu @_ebelechukwu]

The trigger has been removed.
The person causing the stress has left their lives. This reduces cortisol and it’s easier for her to stop stress eating amongst other things.
You people underestimate the effect a ‘bad’ partner can have on a person.

[Frog @RealLifeFrog]

Delicious. Moisture.

[si:mon leviticus spoilers @ryan81ms]

this is the cutest picture to ever exist

[❤︎⁠ @kncklevlvet]

#Someone was excited to see leviticus omfg…