Toni Watt

Wanted to be a singing princess at 5, but settled with shouting on the Internet.
#BlackLivesMatter
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[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

Some days I get annoyed with @fmbillwatt for always calling me a Disney princess and then today I rescued a dragonfly stuck in my kid’s ballet studio by greeting it and then carrying it in my hand outside so… I get it.

[Coda @coda_hq]

Just in time for @Snowflakedb’s Data Cloud Summit, we’re giving you a first look at the future of Enterprise #AI, the next step in our partnership with Snowflake, and a brand-new product from Coda.

Stay tuned to our Twitter/X tonight for a big announcement during the Data Cloud Summit opening keynote. 🧠

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

@Spotify I love personalized playlists but all I really want in life is to creep on my friend’s Discover Weekly.

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Starting to suspect that after 9pm my cat and I share the same brain cell because we both got distracted for a solid 30 seconds staring at a piece of lint on the floor.

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Spotify sending out Wrapped in early December completely negates the inevitable fixation I’ll develop on an artist (this year it’s @Sleep_Token) the entire rest of December.

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

If parenting a child is like watching your heart walking around outside of your body then surely pet parenting is like watching your last two brain cells as they fight for dominance (and manage to knock over the trash can as they do so)

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

@lindsaylwallace ✨GRWM to scream into the void for the next 9 hours. ✨

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

My 5 yo any time she discovers a new (to her) @KChenoweth song:

What is this?? I *love* this.

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

Just got done with an incredible company offsite so of course now is a great time for my social anxiety and need to replay every interaction to kick in.

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

If you are a former theater kid turned parent, how many times have you created a random persona for your child that becomes a recurring character in your lives?

If your answer is zero times I absolutely do not believe you.

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

Looking forward to co-hosting this event on behalf of Coda! If you are attending SaaStr Annual this year or are in the San Mateo area, I’d love to see you on September 7. More information and the registration link is below:

https://t.co/Fa4vTvH4Cf

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

Awhile back I created a @coda_hq doc to help track my dreams. Recently I added AI to my doc to help give me additional insights into my subconscious and mental state and it has completely changed how I analyze my dreams. 10/10 highly recommend.

https://t.co/F4IXEzsjKQ

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Before you begin your thinkpiece, the Supreme Court DID NOT strike down Affirmative Action

Admission preferences for legacies, donors, employee families and special recommendations are still allowed

The Court struck down Affirmative Action For everyone except WHITE PEOPLE

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

Current mood: Missing my furry best friend of 18 years and combing through old @Gong_io calls just to see his face again.

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

Sometimes my brain is like: I’m feeling like I need to be more productive today - guess it’s time to put my headphones in and forget to turn on music while I crank out five hour’s worth of work in one.

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

@andrewstinger You did it before it was cool.

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@andrewstinger The “elbow bump” is my favorite.

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Not even halfway through wrapping this and I already completely regret committing to “Pass the Parcel” for this birthday party.

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

I have been on the Ariel Under the Sea ride approx 1,747,393,584,773 times this weekend.

Send help.

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*nurture. Well this makes no sense now…

[Toni Watt @thatspriceless]

Sometimes it really is nature over nature. I’ve never showed her my technique for this before, but my kid just used eenie meenie not to help her pick something but to understand which thing she wanted more.