Stuff Robby Says

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(Upon seeing another car coming the other direction) "THIS IS A MOMENT OF STRIFE."

[Stuff Robby Says @ThatsRobby]

"I'm going to throw up on everything!"

[Stuff Robby Says @ThatsRobby]

“You get really creative when stripping is involved… right Ross?”

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"I'm telling you man, the song from that commercial CUT through me. And my mom was like, 'Why are you so emotional?!'"

[Stuff Robby Says @ThatsRobby]

I didn’t know anything about cheese. I hadn’t done my cheesearch- my cheese research…

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Megan: One of those dreams that doesn't make sense, y'know?
Robby: Was there spaghetti everywhere? 'Cause that happens to me sometimes.

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He wished Gaga a happy birthday? Oh he's one of THOSE gays...

[Stuff Robby Says @ThatsRobby]

I have a spades addiction...

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Spades? Spades?! SPADES?!

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You have mastered the art of Fart-Fu...

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I wanna be a marine one day and be like woowooowoowoo and just rock people. Yeah.

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Matt: Robby, how do you stay in shape? Robby: "sometimes I just go for leisurely sprints... Keeps me loose."

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Are y'all talking politics? Yeah? Then I'm gonna be over here...

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I don't need a game like quelf to get me to do stupid stuff in front of my friends... I do that on a daily basis.