So Upper West Side

SoulCycle addict + Joe convert living it up on the UWS. Loves peonies, my bulldog Francis, and green smoothies.

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Eating breakfast in the park with gnocchi in my purse

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Why are you telling people you were the runner-up last season? That's losing #TheBachelorette

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"Aquired a taste" you're not a vintage burgundy wine. You're just an asshole #TheBachelorette

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"I watched his season, and was not a fan" #TheBachelorette

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"Try and date this many people at once and not make a mistake" @kaitlynbristowe #challengeaccepted #TheBachelorette

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Also all the men look so shocked so you can tell its gendered #TheBachelorette

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Well put @kaitlynbristowe #TheBachelorette

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But also, when has this show challenged gender roles #TheBachelorette

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At the same time, this is probably a good way to shed light on this problem faced predominately by non-cis men #TheBachelorette

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Love how #thebachelorette is acting like sexist cyber bulling is new

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#Bachelorette men tell all after Pilates, and salmon dinner

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"Oh, wait! There's two of us" we all know it's just you, Sean. #TheBachelorette

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Sean definitely realized he was about to spoil the show #TheBachelorette

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"Do these go, or is it a 'good effort' color combination?"

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"He called me an alcoholic." "He sounds like a keeper!"

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Aww the people across from me weren't sure if we were in NYC yet. If it's a question, you're not.

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Not about women bashing women but if you run over my loafers I will destroy your lip injections because broken toes hurt

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Attn world: I'm carrying a bag that says kale on it to whole foods while blasting fuckin problems by A$AP Rocky

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Gin floats n juice

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Was given a flower crown but couldn't deal, so I added it to my hat for the garden party aesthetic