lord of the thighs

[lord of the thighs @thatssoclayven]

next time you feel stupid, remember that i just asked the hostess at On The Border what was in the 2$ Donatés

[Christopher @molochofficial]

one of our better cultural customs is teaching English-speaking children the "Frère Jacques" nursery rhyme and then letting them just go buckwild with vaguely-French sounds

[HeyJupiter @ShesKindaALot]

Nah. I’m a white woman & people talk about the harmful things ww do all the time. As they should. Instead of whining about it I listen & reflect & if it doesn’t apply to me I move on. If it does I think about why & how to do better so it won’t in the future.
Grow the fuck up.

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

if there’s one thing today is making me realize, it’s that i am so confident in my beliefs. i LOVE the empathy i have for others. i love that i care more about basic human rights than the cost of groceries. i love that i voted to move forward instead of voting to stay divided.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da reminder! ❤️❤️

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[cigaret easton ellis @genderised]

as a child i never realised winnie the pooh’s friend piglet was wearing a jumper. i always interpreted it as some kind of segmented carapace

[lord of the thighs @thatssoclayven]

@TinekeYounger01 I love you Tini don’t let ‘em get you down

[✧☆✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

hey, sorry for the late reply, i allowed your message to pass through my mind like a sparkling-scaled trout in a clear mountain stream

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

You can make up little lies to tell your coworkers. Whatever keeps the conversation flowing. It’s fine

[Prince of Ponderosa @gotnothingforya]

Survivor 47 is very much the story of this diva I’m so sorry to those that don’t get it I feel like it’s gonna be a rough season for you guys

[jp @excesstential]

life as a liberal for me is so nice

6:30 AM - Wake up, Land Acknowledgment

8:00 AM - Vegan breakfast

10:00 AM - 6:00 PM - Welfare Leeching

7:00 PM - voter fraud

9:00 PM - 11:00 PM - job at weather machine (at night for secrecy)

12:00 am - 6:30 am - nesting with poly clan

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

You know it’s officially spooky season when the cauldron light comes on

[Christina Casillo @chrisrosecas]

I wouldn’t mind weight fluctuations if it weren’t for the Pants of it all

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”

This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I’m n luv with a hippo

[lord of the thighs @thatssoclayven]

watching girl from high school move to Florida and immediately fall down the “gay demons are the source of all my problems” rabbit hole

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

have seen approximately one thousand commercials this year about how Actually You Need To Cover Your Entire Body In Deodorant and in all of them combined there have been exactly zero men