Kris

don’t talk to me unless you’re @scarcrxssedlvr 10/02 he/him

[Kris @thatssokris]

I stopped using Spotify like a year ago bc they kept putting conservative podcasts into my daily drive playlist. ALSO, WHAT KIND OF “DAILY DRIVE” ALLOWS FOR HOUR LONG PODCASTS?! I HATE YOU SPOTIFY @Spotify AND IM LEAVING THE APP ON MY PHONE TO KEEP MY HATRED BURNING BRIGHT

[Kris @thatssokris]

When your wife is so sexy and yummy @parkermurd0ck

[Kris @thatssokris]

Just remembered free will exists and I can tweet whatever I want??

[Kris @thatssokris]

@ColorfulStageEN I want Porter x Miku to slap me in the face

[bee :-) @scarcrxssedlvr]

it’s idkhow day 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Kris @thatssokris]

@scarcrxssedlvr WE ARE SO BACK CHAT

[【公式】バイオハザード / RESIDENT EVIL PORTAL Official @REBHPortal]

Whether you've ended work for the year already, you're still on the grind, or you're working through the year-end holidays, you all deserve an S+ rating!

#YearEnd #REBHFun

[Kris @thatssokris]

@FataIYuri As long as you don’t like 2, 8, 13, 14 dawn trail, 15, or 16 people will generally leave you alone

[Netflix @netflix]

Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. https://t.co/rXPFMNIs1A

[bee :-) @scarcrxssedlvr]

our sweet girl Mia has been missing all day. she’s not an outdoor cat, and it’s super unlikely she got out without us knowing, but at this point we have no idea where she is. we are heartbroken. here’s some of my fav pics. pls send happy and hopeful thoughts 💔💔

[Kris @thatssokris]

@scarcrxssedlvr Omg that’s so funny Taylor swift Andrew Garfield Facebook meta jet2holiday fyp

[bee :-) @scarcrxssedlvr]

agreed to a facebook lawsuit in like 2020 and just got paid

[bee :-) @scarcrxssedlvr]

ao3 please…..

[Kris @thatssokris]

@scarcrxssedlvr Hugs and kisses to you

[Kris @thatssokris]

@ashgailj If I have to see another “but he was a man of god” post I’m throwing my phone into a river

[Kris @thatssokris]

I got this email at 7:07 and checked eBay at 7:26 wtf y’all society is crazy

[Kris @thatssokris]

@porterrobinson @GoodSmile_US A Taylor swift vinyl and shelter figure in one night it’s a tough day to be my wallet

[Kris @thatssokris]

After much thought, Chris is my love island antagonist. The true villain

[bee :-) @scarcrxssedlvr]

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