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welcome to my little diary

[mav 🍒🍃 @thatssomavyn]

the girls are fighting (my immense self hatred vs. delusional god complex)

[Ⓜ️ #drewforafp @fapintern]

there’s 2 types of people watching this season. there’s those who enjoy big brother and it’s stupid games, moves, blindsides, backstabbings, and twists and then there’s those who hate drew #bb28

[mac @MacDoesIt]

If any family member or significant other is ever competing I give you full permission to lie on my name. Let’s get this money

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

The literacy crisis is hurting funny bitches the most on social media! We can’t make jokes cause nobody knows how to read! Everyone is so literal that when a funny bitch is being hyperbolic or sarcastic, here comes the non reading crowd. Like a girl can’t make jokes no more!

[autumn ✨🌊 @sunsetsaltair]

in case anyone’s wondering who was evicted tonight #bb28

[darkthedude @DarkestYG]

The cannabis in my bloodstream fighting my suicidal thoughts

[𖤐Fresita𖤐 @TechnoKittyX3]

I am extremely woke in the sense that not only do I see Puerto Rico as a country I also see Hawaii as its own country. Free Puerto Rico & Hawaii fr

[weird gal yankovic @bloodiedwings]

I used to watch them out of jealousy bc i could rap super bass word for word too at 6 n nobody put my ass on ellen

[mal. @Malice799]

D4vd still raped and killed a 14 year old btw

[ً @cryst6ls]

smoking a joint after work

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

“You think you’re better than me because you don’t use AI?”

Yes.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i miss everything before ai

[\ @backkslashh]

does anyone else just not use ai because yeah yeah environment, stealing, slop, whatever but also because its just. bad. like fuck man i can do way better than this

[M.S.E @Shidokado1]

I smoke weed, I keep it low-key, and I respect non-smokers' space. But the non-stop anti-weed propaganda on here is exhausting. A weed smell fades in two minutes, but alcohol turns entire city blocks into absolute biohazards every weekend and society treats it like wholesome social bonding.

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

lowkey consider myself lucky i experienced high school without ai because nothing compares to the joy of finding a brainly that has the exact same questions as your homework

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[lexie @pushrodv8]

does the 5 day work week ever get better or am I just doomed to kill myself in my late twenties. asking for a friend

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I GENUINELY do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

“gen z is killing bars” beers are $8 and cocktails are $15

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Do you guys remember during the peak of COVID lockdown psychosis people on tiktok and Tumblr were convinced they had the ability to shift to alternate dimensions where fictional characters exist and they'd call you abelist if you said they were full of shit