M y r a n d a 🔮

[🆖 @neeekmyers]

Hate everyone rn

[A @unhappykiddd]

"what's your favorite color?"
me:

[FILET SIMIGNON @papipompis]

Idk who is worse the ladies at the DMV or UTEP/EPCC admissions?

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

When I take my glasses off:

[🐉  لاBENZO @Mercedes_8a]

Me to me : you expensive, you know that ?

[NAUGHTY STORIES @_NaughtyStories]

me to me: anything u want angel

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

[M y r a n d a 🔮 @thatssomyranda]

Hello, my name is Myranda and I’m addicted to ordering things from Amazon.

[Precious Neck Sweat @YoungMuli_]

“We don’t do bottomless Mimosas”
Me: Cancel the reservation

[knee yo @Neyogems]

anybody else parents just become chill asf after being strict for your whole life😂

[rachel ☆👼🏼🤍 @hi_mynameisrach]

criminal minds is one of the best shows to ever be created and i stand by that

[jackss @jackiieelule]

a trip to Cancun would fix all my problems rn

[Ꭺ @acuribess]

S/o to everyone who got up this morning despite having zero energy to start your day. Be proud of yourself for handling your responsibilities and doing the damn thing.

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

[M y r a n d a 🔮 @thatssomyranda]

You being my BFF is my biggest flex too 🥺💕 love you! 💕