Max Liberman

engineer @browsercompany — previously @WeTransfer @FiftyThree

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

I ordered a yee-ro from the gyro shop and the guy said a jai-ro?

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

this is a hostage situation

[Brahm Gardner @brahmgardner]

Live look at dia on windows: max just synced some tabs over from his mac 👀

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

just heard a small child say “that looks like a dumpster” about a cybertruck. maybe the kids are alright after all

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

my barber has only ever seen my haircut shirt

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

a fortuitous receipt

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

love to use an em dash in a text

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

@brianmichel they’re for me Brian

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

bury me in my no-show socks

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

he’s certainly been a plague on the rest of us

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

can’t clean that pan yet it’s gotta soak

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

you know you’ve been working in software too long when you get confused by the word “glib”

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

@cifilter I would never play air hockey to begin with

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

air hockey’s dumb

[farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) @fmanjoo]

I’ve been using em dashes all my life, a lot of them — turns out I’m an llm

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

this is not a crank opinion. amazon and other home camera surveillance companies profit off of suburban paranoia, they do not make you safer they make you more paranoid and help bolster demand for their ecosystem of products aimed at consumers & businesses & police departments!

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

give me a fucking break you fucking jabronis

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Anyway. The most offensive part of this is the "Trumps' lawyers." That's not how possessives work.

[Zoë Bernard @zoeSaintBernard]

everyone should be reading @edzitron today

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

my coffee shop was not serving drip coffee today, thanks a lot Trump

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Great title for a declaration

[Max Liberman @thatsthemax]

the funk’s sooo brother right about now