Merlin’s Beard

I want a golden goose

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David and Nick’s charities
#CelebrityTraitors

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@mrkphllps1 Why is everyone angry at somebody being complimentary?

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@getbentsaggy

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

What is the most beautiful painting you have ever seen?

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@OWS1892 These days, if you say you’re English, you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail. These days…

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Hot take: this group mostly isn’t a nice bunch #TheTraitors

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@stanleytan1023 @elonmusk I too have access to ChatGPT

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@PaulHudson50888 @papa_piers @BBCBreaking Hi Paul,

Shut the fuck up.

Kind regards,

Everyone

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@ashleyjns0 @andrewmcb These days, you’ll be arrested and thrown in prison just for saying you’re English. These days…

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@Inevitablewest Lmao you people are crazy.

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@elonmusk God you’re a twat.

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@NME These days…

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@Revamped_views @jake4864 Get in the bin, Gary.

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@ralphmilne @Mofoman360 Take the tin hat off, Stan. He’s incredible

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@iamchica @Mofoman360 No, you blue tick wanker, because he’s a great dancer.

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@GuntherEagleman @elonmusk No we fucking don’t you twat.

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@murray_dic32840 @elonmusk No they fucking wouldn’t.

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@justStoke_guy @Inevitablewest I think you’re both bots.

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@Inevitablewest @PolitlcsUK Seriously, who the fuck are you?

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@Inevitablewest Nah, we don’t.

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@Secret_Junkyard This is incredible tweetery