Tom Johnson

Video game chucklefuck turned tech idiot. Formerly @Gameranx, @ablegamers. Occasionally on @sidequesting. Cat fancier, leftist, hot dog aficionado.

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

Fatwa Elmo

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

One of these made me shit blue for the rest of the day

[Jimmy Randazzo @JimmyRandazzo]

Let’s go Knicks

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

Can’t believe I’m going to go pay to see the Mets, a team who is pissing me off almost daily, to get a hat for Stony Brook, a school that I hate

[New York Mets @Mets]

🚨 Class of 2026 🎓

Celebrate your graduation and rep your Alma Mater at Citi Filed this summer!

🎟️👉 https://t.co/Oh5y13Hs9J

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

This team. This city. It's got the look. #AlwaysKnicks

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Yeah we’re gonna see a lot of these Aaron Sorkin speeches as people are forced to pay the real costs of AI

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

@mta you need to strike back we can’t let NJ transit do better get something like this in the shop

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

now why does NJ Transit make this shirt in adult sizes

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

Huge “Dad telling his family he just lost his job during the ‘08 recessions” vibes

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TRUST IN TRUMP.

"Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

💯

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

This activated a fight or flight response

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

Wemby holding a baseball hurts my brain

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

RUN IT BACK JUST LIKE '99 🍿

KNICKS VS. SPURS: 2026 NBA FINALS

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

Locking in

[dart @poordart]

Mossad after the first World Trade Center bombing in 1993

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

IF THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THE NBA FINALS YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND UNPLUG EVERY SINGLE CABLE

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has suffered a broken right pinky finger and there is no timetable on his return, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

Not the first to jump to accusing everyone of AI but it's actually insane to me that the @BKCyclones merch store has a shirt that's so obviously AI that it says "CONET ISLASS TRAVSS SEASBALL"

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FBI warns of rising “anti-tech extremism” as opposition to AI & data centers intensifies.

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

I’m gonna [redacted]

[SleeperMets @SleeperMets]

.@JonHeyman says these Mets are likely to be moved at the deadline:

- Freddy Peralta
- Clay Holmes
- Brooks Raley

[Sara Germano @germanotes]

The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals for the first time since ‘99.

The first time since Modell’s, City Sports, and Sports Authority closed.

So where do New Yorkers go for Finals hats? Or jerseys for the red-hot reserve guard Landry Shamet? I traveled the boroughs to find out: