Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess

Copywriter, Marketing Mistress, and all around Lube for the Adult Industry. :) (40, She/Hers)

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

@altonbrown @sck8182 Get @XrRestraints to sponsor you next go around, you used enough of their products in the original show... 😂

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

Meanwhile, I had to report somebody to Tinder today for bestiality so 🙃 Dating is just so fun and not at all objectly terrifying and a surprisingly efficient way to find out that you are geographically surrounded by absolutely terrifying people

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

Just screaming into my own little corner of the void that ya girl has not gotten railed for a year and a half now and I am wildly unhappy about it. Can't fuck someone that won't do the bare minimum (public 1st meeting, give a crap about me as a human, etc) so just...crickets.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

I could maybe understand it if there had been some kind of awkward exchange, or if I had said or done something outrageous, but I didn't. That's why I'm baffled, there is zero reason for this. I don't change the way I act or express myself while getting to know someone.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

Don't do poly if you don't have your shit together. I know this is just me screaming into the void because it's essentially a relationship trope at this point, but I've just had two months of my time and effort wasted by somebody that flipped affection off like a lightswitch.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

This too shall pass, etc etc.

Feeling used in the unfun way. I get brought into someone's world as a stabilizing agent, a comfort object, a balm, and get emotionally left on read once they've recovered.

I deserve better, and I need to start demanding it.

💔

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

@tunesister @wrenneedsrest @jusstoptalking @Mike20193649 Also recruiters are lazy AF and will grab the text straight from the company more often than not. Look for a sentence that doesn't look like it had the company name scrubbed out of it and Google search it in " " quotes for an exact search. You'll usually find it!

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

@wrenneedsrest Don't forget Tinder cost goes up if you're older, and they charge more every time you start then stop your membership. If I ever wanted to give them a dime again, they want $18.99 a WEEK from me. A WEEK.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

Help I girlbossed too close to the sun and now I'm dating both an unnecessarily attractive shrink and a married couple

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

Ey @Google @googlemaps might want to delete this account; He's using your program to show his genitals to damn near everyone, regardless of age. Your reporting feature doesn't have anything for explicit images, huge oversight.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

I thought LinkedIn was as bad as it would get for weird, annoying sexual harassment in baffling, inappropriate internet places.

I was wrong.

Lemme introduce y'all to Ed, who evidently thinks it's A-ok to force Google Guides like myself to look at his dick via PUBLIC icon.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

He thinks it's cute to put up pictures of his dick as the only review shots for places that host after school programs for underage children. 🙃

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

And I mean if he's just trying to be kind, fine, but why the good morning texts? Why check in on me? I feel like he's cozying up digitally but actively avoiding me, and no he doesn't have a girlfriend or wife or anything. It's just...weird. I'm tired, y'all.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

Sigh. Dating continues to be an endless headache. I can't figure out if this guy is just....really clueless or trying to curve me. He keeps calling me hon and beautiful but when I drop a suggestion for a date...crickets. We've had two dates already.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

I have made it clear that I don't expect him to pick up the tab on anything, clearly communicated that I am into him too, that I would really like to continue what we're building, insinuated that I'm looking forward to getting physical when we're both ready...

[Victoria Weyland @VictoriaWeyland]

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[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

It's naive to think all relationships / situationships are going to end in warm fuzzies, obviously, but enough former lovers would smile and wave if they spotted me on a crowded street to tell me I'm doing something fundamentally right.

[Huskmaiden / Prehensile nipple cult priestess @thattoychick]

I will never regret making myself into a person that past partners think of fondly, and still approach for advice and friendship. Even as I struggle to feel valued and respected walking forward through dating, I realize I've been important to so many I met along the way.