Vinit B

Bass player. Copywriter. Beer hugger. I suck at invisibility and martial arts.

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

I want to start a matrimonial website for thin people called therealslimshaadi.com

[Chris Wheatley @ChrisWheatley]

Arsenal players celebrate winning the league title

[Mohamed ELNeny @ElNennY]

I can’t describe my feelings right now… Football always gives back to those who keep believing.. To the fans who kept believing, you deserve this… Arsenal; the club that will stay in my heart forever, you deserve this… The players and everyone at the club who made it happen, you deserve this… Congratulations to the best club in the world ❤️ @Arsenal

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

https://t.co/qyfm9Z7bof

Holy shit let's gooooo

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

Why is it called corporate favouritism and not JioPolitics?

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

Three Body Problem? Pfft. I have problems with just this one.

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

https://t.co/yrvDCsPBJU

Quality polls like this are why I like Bluesky

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

New work is new.

https://t.co/I1F9mQXpmY

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

@naggymoodles Mission Accomplished.

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

Finally at that much coveted age where the "Have you filed your ITR?" friends have outnumbered the "What plans this weekend?" friends.

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

At no point did I expect that first sentence leading to that second sentence. What a wild ride, @Zomato_india

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

Toothpaste usage stats:

90% - 1 month
Remaining 10% - UNTIL I SAY SO

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

Why did Harry Potter need an invisibility cloak he could have just become a bassist.

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

Me (On date tomorrow waving national flag): So, your place or mine?

#HarGharTiranga

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

If my body is a temple then why am I paying tax

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

The existence of 'pop culture' implies the existence of 'mom culture' and I just don't think we talk about that enough.

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

Watching baking show. They said Consistency is key. But key is also key. Also key unlocks my door. Consistency does not. So is consistency actually key? We may never know.

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

I hereby change my occupation to "Discontent Creator". That will be all, have a nice day.

[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

Wordle 233 3/6

Wordle, seen here giving me the finger.

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[Vinit B @ThatVinitGuy]

@nikhiilist Oh please don't apologise, I really don't give a shit ✌🏼🤙🏼🖖🏼👍🏼