E(ccentric)-girl

call me a waterfall cuz i stay drippin 💧 (my stupid doctor calls it “urinary incontinence”)

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

“Im bOyCoTtInG ThE SuPeR BoWl bEcAuSe bAd bUnNy dReSsEd iN DrAg”

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

@heroingIow God forbid people enjoy things

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Meowrmaid 🧜‍♂️

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

all I want for christmas is a Jungkook North American tour 😭😭😭

[sitara ✮⋆˙ @boneIessmango]

“do you know how to parallel park?”

no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

ok I get the for love and lemons hype now…I feel like a whole fairy princess in their sundresses

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

@PLDroneOperator if that was a requirement this would be the only guy still in congress

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

im on selena’s side because of that rare beauty liquid blush and her work as alex russo.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If he:

-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass

He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

i’m a 2 in the us and a (size)10 in asia (and considered morbidly obese)

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

down so bad my entire tiktok fyp is just edits of Yun Sun Bin 😭😭😭😭

[bianca @bibsedramadiary]

watching physical 100 for the plot

The Plot :

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

just saw the user name dabforabs….fittok must be stopped!!!

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

ok, but can these gym girls stop calling themselves “muscle mommy”??!? Like bro you’re 18 and 100 lbs soaking wet ur someone’s daughter

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

@orneryscientist @JustJ_RN read a er doc’s discharge summary that said “Do drugs and alcohol” instead of do NOT

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

BLACK PINK IN MY AREA (that I flew to lollll)

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The sexual tension between me and faking my death and moving to a small town in Italy where I eat pasta and raise chickens

[Elle 🇨🇮🇱🇷 @Elleeethia]

Congratulations to everyone who signed that student loan forgiveness plan without reading it. Y’all letter for a 2 year military enlistment is coming soon 🙏🏾 catch y’all at PT formation 🤣

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

the HOLD the lululemon belt bag has on me……..every time i see another color available I just pull trigger and buy

[E(ccentric)-girl @thatwasiangirl]

AHHH IM SEEING BLACKPINK LIVE (after a night of worry and waiting forever on ticketmaster I finally scored tickets, not the optimal seats but everything sold out of quick i was just glad to get something)
I forgot how stressful it is to be a kpop fan lol