Polonius

Just a dad trying to keep his kids safe #bestadvicegiver

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

@laertease2 See you soon son!

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

Oh my poor boy @laertease2 has been slain by his own plan that he devised with the king! What a shame he was such a brave boy!! #ripmyson

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

@BlackDog_Hamlet @laertease2 Ummm kind of hard to be there when someone killed you!! Isn’t it Hamlet🧐🙄

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

@laertease2 @BlackDog_Hamlet I cannot believe you two fighting over who lives Ophelia more at her funeral!! How disrespectful!! I am deeply hurt by how immaturely you two acted!

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

RIP my sweet sweet Ophelia 😞what a tragic way to end such a short life! Hope to see you soon my dear!! #ripophelia

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

What a good son I have!! He wishes to revenge my death! Oh Nobel son I wish you the best of luck in your request for revenge!

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

Oh my poor Ophelia!! My death has made her mad. Singing her foolish songs while handing out flowers! What a shame😞

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

Oh what a shame my advice giving, eavesdropping days have come to an end😞 Hamlet has slain me! I knew I should have not hidden behind an arras again😵 #riptome

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

Off to eavesdrop on the Queen and her son wish me luck!! Hopefully we will discover the reason Hamlet has gone mad!!

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

I revoke my previous tweet!! It seems as though Hamlet may be in love with my dear Ophelia after all!!! He wishes to sit with her over his own mother! Guess we shall wait and see!!

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

Well my plan was a bust! I definitely do not recommend hiding behind an arras to eavesdrop on a conversation! Hamlet was supposed to confess his love to my daughter but all he did was say nasty things!! This will not help me prove my point to the king 🙄🙄

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

@Claudiusdeking @Gertrude_of_DK As a matter of fact yes there is!! We can use Ophelia as bait and hide behind an arras and overhear their conversation. This should help us prove my theory!

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

@Claudiusdeking @Gertrude_of_DK I have figured out why Hamlet has gone mad! He is lovesick for my daughter! She obeyed my rules to stop talking to him and it has drove him crazy!

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

@HungUpHamlet I can’t believe the nerve of you to go on and on about my daughter right in front of me!!

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@OOOhOhOphelia @laertease2 Young lady we are just trying to look out for your own good!! That boy is trouble! You cannot believe a word he tells you no matter how many gifts he gives you!!

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

@laertease2 wishing you luck son in your journey back to France 🙏🏻👍🏻#giveeverymanthyearbutfewthyvoice #tothineownselfbetrue

[Polonius @thatwiseoldfool]

Trying to convince daughters that the boy they love doesn’t love them back is so hard!!! Ughhh🙄#fatherhoodissohard #donotbelievehisvows