witchy princess. 👽👸🏼

25. 💀🔮 Virgo sun ♍️ Aquarius moon ♒️ Libra rising ♎️ • reader of runes and tarot • medium in the making • solitary/green/eclectic witch

[witchy princess. 👽👸🏼 @thatwitchjade]

Me: complaining I’m cold
Glen: you ever think about finding out if you even have any blood?
Mom: she’s a witch, not a vampire. 🥰

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[Loudwire @Loudwire]

11 unforgettable Joey Jordison Slipknot moments💔
https://t.co/gZczRidcKV

[Anthrax @Anthrax]

We are saddened by the news of the passing of our friend Joey Jordison. A great musician and person has left us. Sending our love to his family. R.I.P

[witchy princess. 👽👸🏼 @thatwitchjade]

Justin: *being an asshat in the drive thru*
Me: I’m going to leave you
Justin: “🥺 at Harvey’s”

[witchy princess. 👽👸🏼 @thatwitchjade]

@btemp94

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Planning one of our last hangouts before she moves across the damn country. I mean obviously we’re eating all the food. #getthefuckinghalibut #exceptIdonteatmeatanymore

[witchy princess. 👽👸🏼 @thatwitchjade]

I want to get some rollerblades..

[witchy princess. 👽👸🏼 @thatwitchjade]

Ya don’t saaaay? Sometimes the runes I pull make me giggle. Yes Odin, I’m struggling with my self identity and I need to deal with it.

[witchy princess. 👽👸🏼 @thatwitchjade]

Okay let’s be real, it’s always exhausting not knowing who you are.

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I’m really struggling with who I am right now. Sorting through so much emotion and confusion. In the midst of my annual “who the fuck even am i” depressive episode and it’s taking a lot out of me.. questioning your physical and sexual identity in your mid-twenties is exhausting.

[witchy princess. 👽👸🏼 @thatwitchjade]

Watching a movie with a plot I’m interested in but put off so long because I “didn’t like” one of the actors... turns out it’s not that I didn’t like her it’s that I’m attracted to her and I “wasn’t supposed to be” 😅

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@btemp94 Don’t forget 6 feet 🙄 there’s indicators in the line up for a reason 🙄 trust me, the cart is not 6ft long 🙄

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Like I just want answers now. Not “hey in 24 hours we’re going to give you an update that probably will sound like this but we’re not sure yet so just keep waiting in anticipation”

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Lockdown on a lockdown... I’m very interested in what they deem “essential aisles” in a store like mine... block off seasonal? Or electronics? Because everything else is an essential. Soap (body, face, hand fuck even hair), food, cleaning supplies, cold/flu/pain medication...

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Do I even count as big box? Like I’m definitely not as large as Walmart but it’s still a household name across Canada. We’re literally open every single day of the year because of the specific prescription medications we sell.

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@btemp94 I mean at least then you won’t be moving on MY BIRTHDAY 🙄

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Fucking boyfriends 🤣 About to go back to bed after getting up to make his lunch & send him off to work and this man calls me because he took my car key to work.. 🙄 Been missing my spare for about a month now, the house is now a mess but I managed to find it 😅
Goodnight!😴

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@thediaryofamama I’m sorry you had to cancel but also thank you for cancelling 🥺😭

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@M_Egan1 @netflixcan Ahhhh yes, more money a month for more streaming services for me to just pop in my American Horror Story DVD’s and watch YouTube. 🤣

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Of all the things for me to complain about before 6am... 😅 #bringbackfuturama @netflixcan

[witchy princess. 👽👸🏼 @thatwitchjade]

If you were fired from a job would you ask the person who let you go to use you as a reference?
I mean yeah, I’ll do it, but you might not like what I have to say. 🤷🏼‍♀️