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It's a sick world and we will never make the big decisions. All we can do is sit back, look at the b.s. and say, ThatzFupDuck!

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SI Swimsuit Hottie Irina Shayk! #bambuk, #bamboo, #digitalmaidan, #euromaidan, #flyingbird3d, #favcounter, #ukraine http://t.co/WY37S0FWCH

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@audiocloth @JimNorton @PaulStanleyLive ROFL...too fucking funny

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@JimNorton You must have been hot shit on that Big Wheel. The blank look makes me think "drunk driver."

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@JulesFashion @KateUpton @marisamiller @tyrabanks @heidiklum Marissa Miller, where have U gone? Miss U terribly every February, #bikini

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@Amylou_green @Mike_Tarrant The lip is sexy, and the slit down the front of the lingerie is like an arrow pointing to the promised land. Yum

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@onlysarahshahi all these planes landing at the wrong airports!! I should start a limousine service between them. U can be my first customer

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Pregnant? Damn. Better see the hot photos while she's still, well, hot. #ciara #ciarapregnant http://t.co/Ixf4b3x9jT

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@AmyAcker @ZakirKara u cant miss it cause of work. isnt that, like,against the law? it should be

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@LauraMorett U R A Beast on Survivor. I am major impressed with your drive...also, and I know u r married...u look hotter each week.

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@ihaas yeah. U could be bookended by 2 membrs of overeaters anonymous,guaranteeing that any reading/texting be done with U'r elbows touching

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@WhitneyCummings Was it fun being drunk with @chelseahandler on the show the other night? :P

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@bridgetoneill No you don't. You are naturally photogenic and gorgeous

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@sarahcolonna You should wear an elf suit and give kids red burlap bags with a green bow, filled with a chunk of coal

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@sarahcolonna @joshwolf and monitors with sports

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@Lysdexicia @joshwolfcomedy @sarahcolonna The Gossling and Sarah can get a room. Josh can watch.

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Is Eva Mendes presenting awards this year? And what is she wearing? Find out!! #GoldenGlobes #evamendes http://t.co/FQZ6lONGFv

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@sarahcolonna with your ass? yes. you'll spend too much time trying to put off the stalker goons. http://t.co/FQZ6lONGFv

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@ElizabethBanks Was the Hot Chick Pic of the Day! http://t.co/abG2DkGNPt #elizabethbanks #catchingfire

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@ElizabethBanks You missed it!! You were the Hot Chick of the Day!! http://t.co/abG2DkGNPt

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Looking for something sweet? http://t.co/ATpKgyG3fY #fueledbymm #paulwalker #jessicaalba