Charles Umoinyang

Writer

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@Chemmie_music @magnateonly Bill her

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@magnateonly Wawuuuuu ... You posted me not looking demure. 😭

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There are few things more annoying during a ride than a driver loudly talking on their phone with the call on speaker, making their conversation impossible to ignore.

And then there's the puzzling fact that some prophets export praying candles, soaps, and water to the UK and US?

[Charles Umoinyang @thaversifier]

Set up. 😌

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@magnateonly I don't need therapy again. I'll be fine.

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Pre-production jitters got me feeling under the weather 🤒 High fever and a whole lot of nerves! #preprodjitters #almostshowtime

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@magnateonly Well you need one paying client. The rest of us can get the therapy for free

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@magnateonly 🤣🤣🤣 wait therapists dey chop? I thought it was against the calling.

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@magnateonly Come I thought you were my person. Why am I paying for therapy?

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@Jumafor My Oga stop it. This was not in our friendship contract.

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@Jumafor Do I sense some disturbances in thy conscience?

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@Jumafor My friends have all outgrown me. Especially the one in the UK.

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@magnateonly Bia I dey village. 😒 Don't pick me please.

[Wealth Director @wealth_director]

Growth is a slow process but giving up won’t speed it up.

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@itswords_ Who did you check on when they were struggling?

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So I've spent a whole month thinking about content for a talent show and I've not gone past the first episode. 😔

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@_MsLinda We wey never enter plane before nko? 😭😭😭😭

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@magnateonly Make we fast track the process abeg. 2 more days and Eid is over. 😒