Ron Fontenot

You only live once...might as well be a Badazz

[Ron Fontenot @thawerks]

Dear God, I know we've had our disagreements over the years, but if you deliver McConnell, Graham, and the orange pedophile within the same month, I will dry hump a Bible

[Ron Fontenot @thawerks]

In 2026, it's welfare for the rich, and rugged individualism for the poor

[Ron Fontenot @thawerks]

Imagine being so hateful, that you can't hear joy just because it's in Spanish

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If Joe Biden had fired 100 FAA employees/air traffic controllers, and a plane crash happened a few hours later, Fox news would bring Lou Dobbs & Rush Limbaugh back from the dead with wall to wall coverage blaming Biden's incompetence

[Ron Fontenot @thawerks]

Aside from not living up to my fullest potential, my greatest disappointments come from expecting people to treat me the same as I would treat them.

[Ron Fontenot @thawerks]

My bois: "I saw you leave the club with that girl, did you hit it?!"

Me:

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You don't stop playing because you're getting old...

You're getting old because you stop playing.

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@TraviesoHoy @purple_horny Where is this store🤤

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@CTalley2021 @LanceZierlein

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Competition happens at the bottom...
People at the top are collaborating

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@PublicBlacked Where's the link to full video

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I love when I LEARN something from someone...
I loathe when someone attempts to TEACH me something. Know the difference

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My girl is white...but she ain't
"I want to get in a 6" sub to visit the Titanic" white🙅🏼‍♀️

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Being a baby must be traumatizing at times. Imagine going to sleep in your crib and waking up at the Dollar General

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Notice that not ONE corporation dropped Kanye when he said "slavery was a choice"... didn't even bat an eye

[Collin @CopierCollin]

Jose Altuve is chasing the all-time postseason home run record. He is currently at 23, behind only Manny Ramirez with 29. Here's a thread of all of his postseason home runs, with stats, in reverse chronological order. Have fun 🧵

[Ron Fontenot @thawerks]

Longing to FALL in love with someone special is the wrong approach. Falling means you have no control or direction of the destination. You should strive to GROW in love. Anything that grows, establishes roots or a foundation for longer life and purpose.

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"Matching energy" is why so many people miserable.

How do you clean a dirty floor with a mop that has vomit on it

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Every Texan knows that the BEST tamales are bought from a Mexican granny from the trunk of her car, in a parking lot of an abandoned restaurant, in a way that seriously resembles a drug deal 👀

[Ron Fontenot @thawerks]

Addiction is giving up EVERYTHING for one thing

Recovery is giving up ONE thing for everything