theta ☆彡

23 | himbo

[theta ☆彡 @thaytuh]

only the theory never the practice

[theta ☆彡 @thaytuh]

people think i go to self checkout because it’s more convenient when in reality it’s because i don’t wanna explain to the clerk why i’m buying 16 red bulls and a pack of condoms

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@peachjuic3_

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dry humping send tweet

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@onaconaaa i didn’t even realize there were this many replies until you said this

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hi

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chud chaser

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i love taking my adderall and playing my 8 hours of brown noise i feel like a happy little robot

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@peachjuic3_ no it is MY way or the HIGHWAY (epic skeleton riding a motorcycle pic or something here)

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i wish i got paid to sit around and do nothing like 80% of people in my company

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on

[theta ☆彡 @thaytuh]

i dont want to climb the corporate ladder i want to take an edible and play minecraft with my girlfriend

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need to reprogram all the crosswalk buttons in the greater phoenix area to sound like a whiny twink going “waittttt”

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

The fact that working out actually does makes you feel better and that’s not like an old wive’s tale

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@peachjuic3_ 🤓i feel like this is an improper use of nesting parentheses

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she likes my third eye she loves my third leg

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sometimes i have things to say but then . i won’t..

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i want to make more money so i can tip service workers better i don’t actually care that much about buying new things but imagine being able to reliably tip 30%+

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@jadedArsonist I will persevere nonetheless

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guys in the most non-worrying way possible i’ve been lowkey very suicidal recently

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but anyway peep this long fry