Court Thayer

I Hate Radiohead

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

I love a good impersonation, but I love a bad impersonation even more.

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

@NBCMidnightTX looks like they made a show based off of the final season of #Lost

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

People who turn on competing music at the pool I don't give a shit about your music taste we got here first & we're listening to @youngthug

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Okay! Looks like Blu has a freestyle on Jay Z's unreleased tracks. What do you think?

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

I reallllly wish @Costco had a paint department

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

Please stop letting @justinbieber dress himself. He just doesn't know how.

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

Millennial since the election: "I feel ashamed @ my President & the country
Millennial on the 4th: "omg sparkler selfie!!!"

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

Feeling super weird about my thoughts on double standards in beauty for men & how they're just as unfair as standards for women #uhoh

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

I wish @mundtypoo2 still loved me enough to go buy some #Doritos

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

But who cares tho rly

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

@jimmyfallon I have your back on this mustache vibe like you're one of my home girls getting trolled on Instagram "WHO SAID WHAT?COME HERE!"

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

@s6v6nn6h We're going in August for kendrick if I wanna come with

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

U guys I am 1 classy bitch

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

Tell my boyfriend he's too skinny one more time & swing on site... mother fucker is the healthiest person I know sorry he's not fat & 32 bro

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

HOW THE FUCK is @jeffdunham as successful as he is? It's just Sesame Street for stupid adults....

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

I think @djkhaled has to keep saying his name every song just in case you're confused who's album it is since every track has a dif artist

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

Who wants to fund my idea for a restaurant that allows you to take naps? Cool let's get rich

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

@youngthug thank you so much

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

@vincestaples the new album is excellent for keeping my mood up while doing homework 🙌🙌🙌

[Court Thayer @thayyyzz4daze]

My least favorite internet slang phrase -- wayment instead of wait a minute #gimmeabreak