theo

23 | my log of random thoughts about taylor swift, weed, and my sanrio obsession for the public’s viewing pleasure

[theo @the0anne]

@tru_fru This is Bebí she graduated with me for the 2nd time this past weekend!

[theo @the0anne]

Just graduated college and the first thing i do is get the meal that got me through these years 🫶🏼@Chilis

[amber ᢉ𐭩 @ikiuyo]

Girl drop that nonchalant loser there’s an obsessive nerd out there that’ll happily do everything he wouldnt

[theo @the0anne]

i’m at chilis and i overheard this guy tell the other guy he’s with “we aren’t engaged but we own a house together” the other guy said “so you’re engaged” guy #1: defends himself for 2 minutes

we need to go back to breaking up with men when they show us they can’t commit.

[theo @the0anne]

why do men insist that you’re burning them alive when you put the shower on a normal temperature?? 😭

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

what it feels like to try and explain the significance of taylor getting on her boyfriend’s podcast to the average person

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Ppl saying “I hope TS12 isn’t such an overstuffed album”, could never be me. I hope she puts 60 songs on it personally

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

taylor swift has lead me to places i wouldn’t even go with a gun. listening to a podcast hosted by men

[summer 💐 @foreverwintertv]

you’re laughing. taylor swift is about to announce her next album on a football podcast and you’re laughing.

[anna ⋆.𐙚 ̊ @kissingatdiscos]

hahahahhaha what if there’s a tour……

[🐰 @twoheartsrry]

taylor swift will have released 5 albums since harry’s house came out

[justina @justinagaboda]

yo

[𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲⸆⸉ 🪩☁️ @cloverbloom_]

Officially waiting for two orange things to drop

[cam 🪩 @smackcam13]

Me walking into work tomorrow as the office swiftie

[theo @the0anne]

guys shut up my favorite show is on

(my boyfriend is doing renovations in his room and i’m on facetime watching)

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when they make hate island somebody link me

[skyy☆ @Babystar44_]

me: Lmao I saw it on Twitter

them: what’s your Twitter

me: I don’t have Twitter