Bipedal Antidepressant.

Hedonistic nihilist with an overarching god complex.
Bow before me.
The many who are 1.

[Bipedal Antidepressant. @The0lumide]

Allow me to reintroduce myself,

Dr. Adebayo Olumide M.
https://t.co/nKs7ytgiYw Anatomy (Iwo) MB;BS (Iwo)

✨️🎊🎈

[Bipedal Antidepressant. @The0lumide]

The next time I tweet, I'll be a Dr.
See y'all in 6 months ish. 🌚

[Olaoluwa! @oc_olorunfemi]

That’s what happens when you take “jargon” meant for an in-house audience and broadcast it on social media. 👍🏾

[Please hesitate to send me a DM! @C_OshamaOtogo]

I am yet to see a cash paying family drag children without illnesses to the hospital and forge symptoms while the vitals are more stable than mine and children are running around playing

[34.59.20 @106_36_52]

I give the federal government 24 hours to ban this thing called HMO in Nigeria.

Full family, straight from church with matching Ankara. Third set only today. God abeg 💔

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Who fries plantain before cooking rice??

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

I understand not liking mid foods like semo, avocado, okpa, but how can you not like plantain. sweet, soft, fried plantain.... that's weird

[Ajiboy Dax, MD🩺🕷️🕸️ @AjiboyDax]

If you’re not dating a doctor, you’re wasting your time

[Bipedal Antidepressant. @The0lumide]

@Just_JONIER Ni 12:25am. Hmm.

[Dr. Jpeg @AjahEnun]

We don’t talk enough about the suffering of patient relatives in Nigerian hospitals
It’s so sad what they go through tbh.

[#unBiggen Record @oliveKubmite]

If you are a health care worker on this app, you should be sensible enough not to join banger people to stigmatise medical conditions for agenda and gender wars.

Health seeking behaviour is already too poor for you to be putting out irresponsible tweets.

Please do better 🙏

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭

It's knowing what to search for.

Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes.

1. T-shirts:

Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear.

Instead, search:
• 100% Cotton
• Combed Cotton
• Heavyweight Cotton
• 240-300 GSM Cotton
• Premium Cotton
• Mercerized Cotton

The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels.

2. Jeans:

Denim Jeans
Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search.

Search:
• Denim Jeans
• Cotton Denim
• Raw Denim
• Selvedge Denim (if available)
• 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane
• 99% Cotton

Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel.

3. Body-hug clothing:

Search:
• Ribbed Knit
• Modal
• Viscose Blend
• Cotton-Spandex Blend

They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester.

4. Hoodies
Search:
• 400 GSM
• French Terry
• Cotton Fleece
• Heavyweight Hoodie

5. Chains
Search:
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Titanium Steel
• PVD Gold Plated
• Vacuum Plated

These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry.

6. Earrings
Search:
• 925 Sterling Silver
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Hypoallergenic
• Moissanite (if you're buying stones)

7. Scarves
Search:
• Mulberry Silk
• Silk Blend
• Cashmere Blend
• Wool Blend
• Viscose

Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look.

8. Loafers
Search:
• Genuine Leather
• Cow Leather
• Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for)
• Rubber Outsole

9. Sneakers
Search:
• Rubber Outsole
• EVA Midsole
• Breathable Mesh
• Leather Upper
• Stitched Sole

Pictures lie a lot

The description usually tells the truth.

Here's how I shop:

1. Read the material composition before anything else.

2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest.

3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth.

4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't.

5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos.

6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier.

7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches.

8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on.

Your best friend isn't the product picture.

It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos.

That's how you separate the gems from the junk.

I hope this help.

Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

[Parky ,MD @Walk_yea]

Artesunate >>>>>

[Obasi Denco @DueceGold]

@winexviv @Urchilla01 Organizers used the whole year to prepare maths exam.

Master Onyedikachi when he saw the question:

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

You thinking she can actually touch that nigga is racism

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"What your parents bought for you,l hustled and bought it by myself "

wetin concern me?

[SB @seyedele]

See how dem park helicopter like say na Hilux 😭💔

[Neeyah @NeeyahB_]

Nahh,I was raised by Lantern.

[Natalie Wall, MD @nataliemwall]

Anyway, so we did it.

[Sherlock El mago👺 @lekedamola]

Emi lokan.

[𝐃𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 @DrJohnBishop]

This is very satisfying 😊