clarke: yes, I am bisexual
clarke: I'm attracted to women because women are awesome
raven: so, why are you attracted to men, then?
clarke: because I'm good at making terrible choices
madi: hey, do you have a bag i can borrow?
clarke: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they are carrying the burden of my existence
madi: . . . all you had to say was no
octavia: you're hurt! take off your shirt, it'll make the healing process easier!
lincoln: but i hurt my ankle...
octavia: trust me, take off your shirt
emori: c'mon, i'm not jealous, that's ridiculous!
raven: yesterday you yelled at a guy because he asked murphy if he wanted a drink
emori: so?
raven: he was the waiter.
harper: gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf, i can make a hat, i can stab your eyes out, i can make mittens.
monty: what was that middle part?
harper: i can make a hat.