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Terminally Online

[Mandrake ꥟ @tengridyeus]

You can actually decide to just course-correct and fix your horribly fucked up life even in your later years, even when you’re old, even when you’re 23.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[👁️ Secretos del Éter ✨ @secretosdeleter]

Practica este combo cada día de tu vida y no necesitarás nada más para poder defenderte en la calle 🥊

[David @Justtdavid_]

not to brag or anything, but i don’t need alcohol to send texts i regret

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The most humblest thing about starting from the bottom is that you get to see how people really view you when they think you have nothing.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Aging is just people telling each other "19 is so young" "33 is so young" "54 is so young" until you die

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Constantine @The1WhoForgets]

@jjeebhoy @uncledoomer The point was not about these specific professions though..

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison

[Carl Jung Archive @QuoteJung]

when Carl Jung said:

“Intellectualism is a common cover-up for fear of direct experience.”

[Saam @Saam_Orlong]

They don't make battle shonen like this anymore

[Max Gagliardi @max_gagliardi]

Got tired of reading the kiddy books for bedtime and decided to read the Hobbit to my 6 & 7 year olds

I hadn’t read it since like 5th grade and it’s over the top linguistically advanced for kids

I thought they might struggle but they absolutely loved it

Every page they’d stop me 5+ times asking what certain words mean and I had to consistently stop and explain things but man I feel like it has been absolutely great for them (and me tbh)

Only classical novels from here on out at bedtime

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i started dating this guy who's "really into birds." Thought that meant he had a bird feeder or whatever. Showed up to his place for the first time. This man has SEVEN parrots. Seven. They all talk. They all have opinions. One of them heckled me during dinner. Called me "the new one" in a British accent for some reason. My boyfriend thinks it's charming. I'm being bullied by a bird named Gerald. Tried to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend last night and Gerald kept interrupting with "IRRELEVANT" in that same British accent. The other birds think Gerald is hilarious. They're learning from him. I'm outnumbered. My boyfriend proposed last week. Gerald said "she'll say no." I said yes out of spite. Gerald has been sulking for three days.

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

i think about killing myself a lot for a person who cant do it

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

If you've spent half your life not knowing what the sunk-cost fallacy is, it's probably not worth learning it now.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

One of the strategies I used to become more neurotypical was to pick out a random person on the street and follow them around for the entire day. I would carefully log all of their movements and observations I made.

I still try to do this from time to time, but I get recognized alot which makes it hard.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

hey babe do you wanna cuddle and regulate cortisol levels together

[🌸Lumi🐦‍⬛ @DumbLumiThing]

How to remove wine stain? My friend had spilt a small glass of wine and I need urgent help to clean this up