[ * someone approached the device ]
π« * now where did this come from? Surely it wasn't forgotten. . .
π£* whis, what are you doing!
π«* oh, nothing my Lord, I just found something, a 'cellphone'
π£* well those saiyans best have not left it here, I don't want them loitering
π«* I believe they call themselves 'monster's' or 'monsterkind'
π£* hm, and where are these said 'monsters'
π«* from what I know they were sealed under a mountain! But I think they broke the seal.
π£* thats interesting, I wonder if these monsters have any good food...
π£* though whis, I am curious on what you sensed
π«* something godlike, but, Lord beerus, let's worry about food before we worry about that.
π£* sounds like a plan whis
π«* also, I here there is a sentient speaking race other than humans on here
π£* interesting
π£* though whis, I am curious on what you sensed
π«* something godlike, but, Lord beerus, let's worry about food before we worry about that.
π£* sounds like a plan whis
π«* also, I here there is a sentient speaking race other than humans on here
π£* interesting
π£* in what way whis
π«* nothing that will harm, or attempt to harm you or our meal Lord beerus
π£* good, lets go whis, and find us some good food
//posted on a different parody, but I got a sick new parody, and it's for mettaton ex! And it's @MONSTRKINDSIDOL !!
//I'm going to have fun playing him, since, I have a gauge on how I will play him
π£* you, [READER], impress me with a food item
π£* I will... Try and not take any offense when offered something bad
π£* and have respect when offering to a God.
[ OPEN INTERACTION BAIT ]
//my strawpage deadass dry as hell, last parody gimmick for ANY account was nearly... 3 weeeks ago, it's either strawpage is slow or I am kill from gettin gimmicks
https://t.co/NzyXsz7U2j
//psssst pull up please I got barely any ideas, school is kickin my creativity out. . .
π£* in what way whis
π«* nothing that will harm, or attempt to harm you or our meal Lord beerus
π£* good, lets go whis, and find us some good food
[ * later, when the two had gotten to a different place on earth ]
π£* hmm so you brought us to a new area of earth
π«* yes I did Lord beerus! I hear every place here has different delicacies!
π£* and I wonder what this place has!
π«* something does feel off in a way
[ * later, when the two had gotten to a different place on earth ]
π£* hmm so you brought us to a new area of earth
π«* yes I did Lord beerus! I hear every place here has different delicacies!
π£* and I wonder what this place has!
π«* something does feel off in a way
π£* whis!
π«* yes Lord beerus?
π£* I am bored
π«* hmm maybe we should go visit earth? We could find some more delicacies we haven't tried there!
π£* hrmm, yes whis that'll do...
π£* whis!
π«* yes Lord beerus?
π£* I am bored
π«* hmm maybe we should go visit earth? We could find some more delicacies we haven't tried there!
π£* hrmm, yes whis that'll do...
//hmm yes... The trans flag that are for trans people that are just trans, and trans people use the trans flag so that means it's for trans people... Interesting very interesting
[ * beerus just stands baffled that someone had managed to avoid his hakai, the hakai that basically destroys a person ]
π«* hmm so a kai cannot avoid your hakai, but that can?
π£* i-
[ * the destroyer is too stunned to speak ]
π£* whis.
π«* yes my Lord?
π£* step back. I will handle this
[ * beerus would have it to where his raised hand faces poli's face ]
π£* hakai
//beerus got just a little annoyed, and here is and example of what hakai does with the video π€
π«* my Lord isn't in the mood right now, he doesn't have the best temper
[ * beerus has fully raised one of his arm, thumb against the palm, preparing something ]
π«* I am willing to arrange you a way back to your home, before my Lord resorts to something dire
π£* refusing a destroyers orders to leave or pay proper respect is in fact disrespectful
π£* and like I said, if you have no proper offering, leave and stop pestering me
π£* or else
[ * one of Beerus's arms seem to tense, as if preparing to raise it ]
(π£* this... Being is worse than those 2 saiyans, at least Goku and Vegeta pay proper respect and offerings when they train)
π£* if there is no proper offering and you further disrespect me you will leave me no choice
[ *beerus gives poli a moment of grace to leave with whis ]
π: Hehe! Wellsuh! I'm a good friend! And I love friends! And friends are fun! And friends friends friends!
[Li, being very fucking dumb, continues to approach them]