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[Priestlyclass Strongman @priestlyclass]

This is what awaits your English speaking pampered kids on the roads, one billion untermensch well fed and subsidized by the very taxes you paid. They will not thank you for it, they will simply take what they believe is theirs, your space, your security and your future.

[Shilpa Godbole @godbole_shilpa]

Michelin is fine. But a Tukaram Mundhe rating? Now that's an endorsement people would actually queue up for. It’s time for a TM approved list.

[polling plotting shooting poles @polplotting]

There's people asking what this picture is! In any other country this would have been registered in the history books but the BJP's control over the average Indian brain is such that it didn't last in most people's memory for a single election cycle.

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

The youth of this country forced the silent Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, to record a video message at midnight and that too without mentioning Congress or Nehru!

That's already a milestone!

[Akira Curaçao @MrNarci]

kinda flummoxed at seeing Raj T put out a great statement about the use of violence

[beabadoobee @deezgutss]

baghban me sahi kiya tha aapke bacchon ne aapke sath

[Nandini Gupta @yoursnandieni]

This is sooo disturbing, im speechless bro.

[arvi @arvindhishappy]

Even Odysseus stopped eating the brain washing lotus after 7 years. It's been 12 years..

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

Guys, do you know what the biggest downgrade in world history is? Imagine a man who studies Economics at the University of Cambridge. He then goes on to earn a PhD from the University of Oxford. After that, he becomes a professor at Delhi University. He serves as the Governor of the Reserve Bank of India and also as the Chief Economic Advisor. He later becomes the Finance Minister of India for five years and then serves as the Prime Minister of the country for ten years.And then he's replaced by a an uneducated person. I don't know which country this is about, but if you ask me, that's the biggest downgrade in world history. The biggest downgrade.

[Arya @Arya_Patel19801]

Andhbhakts realising who's the problem.

p.s. This movie would be banned if it were to be released now.

[Claude @claudeai]

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[신시아 @nataliebangg]

하버드 대학교에서 무려 85년 동안 724명의 인간을 청소년기부터 노년기까지 추적 관찰하는 소름 돋는 실험을 진행함.

​"결국 마지막에 가장 성공하고, 건강하고, 행복한 삶을 산 사람들의 공통점은 무엇인가?"

[Jawaharlal Nehru @PMNehru]

Scheme started in June 2024.
Every woman received ₹1,500.
Average beneficiary received the amount for 10 months.

Overall, about 14K crore of taxpayer's money given to ineligible women.

[I'm alright @sammy1714]

Oh, look at me, I'm Tom Holland. I'm getting glazed by Christopher Nolan. My 4th Spider-Man movie is going to make a gazillion dollars. I basically run Sony Studios. I have a 6-pack. I go home to Zendaya every night. Anne Hathaway called me the goodest boy in the whole world...

[Armin 🇧🇪 @ArminCFC_]

There is not a single athlete greater in history than this, not a single one. I don’t wanna hear Messi (who always had it far easier in comparison when it comes to conditions), NBA players (far less physically tough) or anyone else, this man is it. The greatest of all time.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

A Mumbai govt hospital advised a pregnant woman's family to consider transferring her elsewhere, as pre-delivery fetal assessment indicates her newborn will likely require NICU care, and all of their NICU beds are currently occupied.

The woman's husband called Shiv Sena (Shinde) corporator Ramesh Mhatre, who arrived with his goons and assaulted doctors and nurses.

If you understand how hospitals work, you'll know a bed not being available is not the doctor's fault. You can't ask another critical newborn to vacate a bed, nor can you provide NICU care on the floor, nor can you "arrange bed from some other dept" because a NICU bed isn't just a bed, it comes with ventilators, monitors, oxygen, infusion pumps, and other life-support equipment.

So the blame, if any, goes on the govt. But doctors are the easiest targets, and assaulting them earns politicians easy political mileage.

I know some will say, "Doctors are evil and deserve it," and that's fine. I'm not seeking sympathy. This post is for parents and medical aspirants. Unless your parents own a hospital, you choose govt jobs with better working conditions like the Army, paramilitary, or Railways, plan to pursue USMLE (or an equivalent pathway), or intend to move to private practice where you can arrange your own security, think carefully before choosing this profession.

Most govt hospitals are hellholes. You can serve patients well for decades and still end up being abused or assaulted by a tenth-pass corporator, a publicity-hungry politician chasing cameras, or patient relatives who think every death could have been prevented if only the doctor had "tried harder."

[akhivae @akhivae]

Something about Indian taste makes it very reluctant to embrace minimalist design. Recent airports in India.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Benefits of drinking:

-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[the9to5journal @the9to5journal]

😭😭😭

[Shilpa Godbole @godbole_shilpa]

If you've already had a mysterious "slip" on a dangerous slope because your partner claimed to see a snake that only they could see, perhaps don't tempt fate by returning to the exact same spot.