theALyCat

Cerebral, 3x Fantasy Champ and Intellect that enjoys himself some educated gambling, diving into googy sheets, the occash craft taster! (Screw Taxes!)

[Pickswise @Pickswise]

THE GREATEST TEAM IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL COVERS AGAIN 💰

Drake is now 13-0 ATS this season ✅

https://t.co/fBYCyemt0k

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Some free handouts (like Marvin votes)! This weeks NFL 🔒s
🧀heads vs Bucs
1. Playoff Lenny TD
2. Packers 1st Quarter
3. God Chriswin first half TD
4. Lazard King TD

Bills vs KC
1. G Baby Davis TD
2. Bills ml
3. Darrel Willy TD
4. Tyreek Hill first TD

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Enough is enough! When I find out which one of you #snowflakes, has been emailing me this fraudulent pic of the pretend champ nonstop today, I will take legal action! ALsterisk season with covid, not to mention I would have won the championship by 7 points! 3🏆s! #RightfulChamp

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Although the despicable ALsterisk won, I’m so glad Pyramus scheme Bil, jBLM and Marc lost because of their draft dodging! Hope they learned their lesson!

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

This ALsterisk season couldn’t have gone worse! First lib Marvin gets the vaccine before hardworking Americans. Then I miss the playoffs in 2 leagues. I would have won my 4th championship if I rightfully got into playoffs, I got screwed out of. 3🏆>1🏆 #nicecrownloser

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Friendly reminder that the Eagles decided to draft the kemosabe on the right...

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

2020 recap: Covid.. sports almost cancelled... 0-5 in f’in fantasy... Matt Wolff chokes in Rd 4 and I lose baby dick Ryan parlay money!! Here’s to fighting like JCVD and winning out! 🍸

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Put in Jameis! +10000

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Sean Payton: "Drew, we are going to need you to throw a pass longer than five yards"

Drew Brees:

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

The unlikable, cop-hating Marvin, thinks Juju is going to show me this yr? And outscore Diontae?? 🧑🏽‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯 Just when I thought his leftist propaganda was the dumbest shit I would head this wk. Hes going to beg me to not run up the score in week 11!! 🇺🇸 #ChampionshipQuest #ImDone

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Big f’in week! Had to cut the Irishman to pickup whoever Mike Tagliere told me to; aka Chris “steroids” Herndon, flat feet Alshon and Lamar Miller😴. The team is looking as strong as always 😤. There’s nothing the commish (pic below) can even do to stop me! Let’s go!

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Teams I hated: Brian “DJ in 3rd???”, Nard Dog “mostert in the 4th??” and Mikey dealership “kittle in the first???”

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Oh, baby! Team is stacked. If my team performs like they did weeks 14-16 last yr, Aly’s going to be averaging 170/wk!!

QB- Lamar (Also RB1)
RB- sMiles you got Sanders
RB2- Kenyan “Gase free” Drake
WR1- Odell “I’m on a boat” Becky
WR2- Hollywood (qb stack)
Fl- Ronald Jones 😴

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Teams I liked: Rooby Covid, Local 48s finest- Pistol Pete and Kerri’s lapdog

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

A long summer of refinishing the old, splintery deck and losing thousands betting on golf is coming to an end. (JK, AlyCat doesn’t lose) Fantasy Championship tour starts this week! With great Damien Williams opting out, me likey CEH! Mini Wang Currab better pay me for high pts!

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

A beautiful 2 days in wildwood have been ruined... thanks go out to Big teeth Buddy and J to the 4th power for deciding to stay on the bus tonight.. Aly cat was 30 out of making some quality 💰 #NoYachtThisWeekend #CurransAmoeba

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Good evening... Out of respect for Kobe, I would appreciate no longer being called the “Dutch Mamba” “Fanduel Mamba” “Fantasy Mamba” or “Cum advising Mamba”. TY

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

When it comes to fantasy and fighting, AlyCat=Lopez, Baby Wang Curran=Commey!! (I’ll put him in CommA, the next time he talks back to me) #CupidShuffle #ManvsBoy #Classic #RD2

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

@Andysdad6969 Well put sir. Please hold your son tight, as I’m sure he needs you now more than ever #LossBy.9 #LossByCurransDakLength #AndyCameEarly

[theALyCat @theALyCat1]

Org Announcement: A tough season, that saw many tears, came to end last night.. At the hand of someone I considered my best friend... We did achieve the most points, which doesn’t payout, but is the most accurate indicator of the best team. I will talk about this all summer..