Alisa Ben

📚 Author of The Wild, Sacred Now: A book-length soul retrieval with bite.

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Ugh, the pressure of a tweet.

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For real though, only serial killers are capable of using super glue without also super gluing their fingers together.

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Blown away. #thankyoujlp25

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Not to brag but I totally just had an hour-long conversation with Detective Lacey and I���m in heaven. #cagneyandlacey

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Does anyone else hate when a head hair gets caught in your bra and you have to just obsessively pretend it’s not there because you’re around people? #uncomfortableshit

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Dear Bird drivers, you’re not actually a bird. You still have to follow basic traffic laws (like stopping at a stop sign). How’s this for irony: 🖕

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“Hey Google, play Fleetwood Mac immediately.”

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There is something to be said for having awesome data/work partners, and they let you know they appreciate you. I appreciate you @TheTradeDesk. Thanks for my Int’l Women’s Day gifts. Using them all at once as I tweet! Talk Monday.

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On a scale of funny to messed up, how bad is is that I say yes when my daughter points to Janis Joplin and asks her name and immediately if I’m friends with her? 🤷‍♀️

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So fun! Totally leaned in to the wfh look.

[Rock n' Roll Research Podcast @RollResearch]

From managing the All-American Rejects to leading analytics at @CanvasWorldwide, @theAlisaBen has an amazing story to tell on this week's episode. Listen below or download wherever you get your podcasts \m/ \m/ #mrx #allamericanrejects https://t.co/ix41WF1GZV

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@MarkBurrage @mcmahan_jess @Eddie_Rado @ToddOnFranchise Yep

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Daughter: Mom I feel angry.
Me: what are you angry about?
Daughter: stop talking to me. #fair

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@MeredthSalenger @pattonoswalt Thank you for sending @MeredthSalenger. Love your love story. Sending you guys the best.

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Me: Stop wasting my toilet paper.
Daughter: mom I’m an artist and I’m really busy.

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My friend: autopay is for ballers. #funnyshit

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So fun!

[Rock n' Roll Research Podcast @RollResearch]

From managing the All-American Rejects to leading analytics at @CanvasWorldwide, @theAlisaBen has an amazing story to tell on this week's episode. Listen below or download wherever you get your podcasts \m/ \m/ #mrx #allamericanrejects https://t.co/ix41WF1GZV

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Love her! RIP Naya

[GLAAD @glaad]

The cast of Glee reunited at the #GLAADawards for a special tribute to Naya Rivera and the legacy of Naya’s character Santana Lopez. The tribute honors the ten-year anniversary of Santana’s coming out.

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My 3 year old daughter snuggles into me and said, “Mom, I don’t want you to die.” It was probably the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me.