Ambeezy 🐐

a fly gemini

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

universities take plagiarism more seriously than sexual assault but go off sis

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

After getting towed once, i have such a deep fear my vee wont be where i leave it whenever i park now

[Kush @KushLollipops]

i wish more people understood what overstimulation looked like, bc no i don’t have an ‘attitude’ i just need everybody to stfu talking to me for a sec

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

i wanna make money without working so bad and i’m not talking pto😫😫😫 brb

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

This week I attended to a 92 year old woman who was so stylish.

Her blood pressure was like that of a 30 yr old. She had pearls on her neck, paired with an amazing wrist piece

A vintage top, paired with a designer bag.
I had to ask her what her secret was?
She said...

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

when you feeling good then someone tells you that you look tired😭

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

the air got grabba in it😒

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

i’m a veryyy positive person and that’s to everyone’s benefit bc idc about a lottttta shit

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

i wanna go to a wedddinggggg

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

laugh at me now, look for me later😘

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

i hate when mfs drive disrespectfully on the road and i look in their window and i don’t see a passenger princess i see a passenger shrek😒😒😒

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

take care of yourself so everything else can fall into place

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

being consistent, showing up even when it gets hard + trusting gods plans for me is the formula

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

if someone put a gun to my head and asked me what the storyline of snow white is … yeah just kill me

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

@__lis04 🥹🥹🥹🥹😘😘😘😘

[someone else @__lis04]

I’ve only ever met one person that knew how to style my hair curly @theAmberElson

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

could care less if i’m liked nowadays, cause 1) most people don’t like even like themselves 2) the feeling is probably mutual🤣

[Ambeezy 🐐 @theAmberElson]

i’m just so tired

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“Try not to think about it too much”

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