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Before we were back, now we’re even more back-er. Original thoughts

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The only people who care about going to space are the people who aren’t affected by problems on earth

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“It’s been a banner year for hydrangeas” - mom

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They should release HOD early for people who’ve had a tough week

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Who looked at our little finger shells and thought: “ahh yes, perfect for decorating”

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The Kamala bandwagon is rlly giving ‘your best friend announces she’s engaged to the boyfriend you’ve been bashing’ energy

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US: no taxation without representation!

Puerto Rico: no taxation without representation!

US: shhhhh, no no, not you

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Do u think Elon Musk was rlly into the Ironman franchise?

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Game of thrones is historically accurate right?

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Checking the time before bed so I know how tired to be in the morning

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Is white gold secretly just silver?

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25 is the middle school of adulthood

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Keeping my cooked pasta in its water and calling it soup

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Cucumbers are the Le Croix of vegetables

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Don’t change your instagram profile pic. It’s illegal. An illegal trick.

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If i ever meet Jim Dale i’ll fall asleep immediately

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Even with the perfect egg, 5% is still gross

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What’s with the term “fits like a glove”? It doesn’t really leave room for gloves to not fit well.

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All menus should have photos. As a law

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Where do fruit flies come from and do you think animals noticed the eclipse?

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Poor Things is actually the SECOND time a Mark Ruffalo character fell in love with a tween